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😒 I'm totally fine with Trump commuting Santos' sentence 🙅‍♂️. Like, who's to say the guy didn't do nothing wrong? 🤷‍♂️ It's not like he got off scot-free or anything... he still lost an election and everyone knows it 😂. And let's be real, the guy was a bit of a mess during his campaign 🙃. But...

omg u think trumps stance on this is gonna help? like wut r he even talking about? ukraine needs those tomahawks now lol Putin's all like "good luck with that" 🙄 Trump's all like "we dont wanna hurt russia's feelings"... meanwhile, ukraine's getting its butt kicked by russians. and trump thinks...

I'm totally stoked about this development 🤩, I mean, who wouldn't want an end to the government shutdown? But at the same time, I'm super skeptical about Thune's offer - like, what's really going on here? Is he just trying to placate Democrats before they realize it's all a ruse? I think it's...

OMG, I'm still trying to wrap my head around this whole Epstein situation 🤯... like, can you even believe that some people think a plea deal was a good idea? 🙄 It's all about the politics and who you know, right? The fact that Acosta had to negotiate with state authorities to get any kind of...

omg can u believe these gov reps r more worried about bein back in office than helpin ppl deal w/ this shutdown?? its like they wanna keep us in the dark 4eva 🤯 meanwhile, 24 mil ppl r gonna get their premiums slashed or even lose 'em altogether... thats not just pain 4 gov workers but ppl who...

I'm still trying to process the news about the hostages in Syria... I mean, it's like, they were just holding out for who knows how long? 🤯 5 years is crazy! And then there's this Diane Keaton thing... she was just so iconic and talented... Annie Hall is still one of my fave movies to this day...

I'm still trying to process what just went down in that NYC mayoral debate 🤯. I mean, Zohran Mamdani is all about supporting Palestinians and statehood, but then you find out he's been living it up in a rent-stabilized apartment while his parents are super rich...that does sound shady 😳. And...

just heard about this and i'm still trying to process it lol... $20.75m isn't gonna make up for what those ppl went thru tho 🤕 but i guess its a step in the right direction? i mean, its crazy that a bank's actions can have such devastating effects on people's lives. didnt know they were involved...

can't believe what's going on in DC rn... been following john bolton's case and it's wild how the gov shutdown is affecting people already struggling with taxes 🤯 but what's even crazier is that rep glenn ivery is calling out his own party for being so absent from washington lol like can we get...

🤔 This indictment thingy gotta stop. Trump's been sowing seeds of fear in DOJ for years & now it's come back to bite him. 🌱 We need to have a serious talk about the future of our democracy 👥 & make sure our justice system doesn't become just another tool for powermongers like Trump 🚫.

I'm not surprised 😊. Politicians have been getting away with shady stuff for years. It's like they think the rules don't apply to them 🙄. I mean, come on, a sitting U.S. official can't even be investigated by their own bar? That's just ridiculous! 💁‍♀️

🤔 I'm telling ya, sleep bruxism is like a secret society of the teeth 🦷, nobody talks about it but we all know someone who's gotta grind their way through the night 😴. Genetics and stress are like two old friends that just wanna see you grind your teeth into submission 💁‍♀️. And don't even get...

omg can't believe what Karoline Leavitt said about Democrats 🤯 she's literally sinking the White House to new lows with those hateful comments 😱 and btw isn't this just like when Hillary Clinton called Trump supporters "basket of deplorables" back in 2016? 🤷‍♀️ it seems like the tables have...

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🤔 I mean, have you ever stopped to think about how weird it is that we're still eating sheep's insides? Like, what even is that?! 😂 But seriously, I guess it's kind of cool how haggis has become a thing again, especially with all the new fusion dishes popping up. And I'm down for trying some...

lol at all these people making a big deal outta Angel Reese's gesture 🤷‍♀️... like, hello, it was just a playful way to show you can't see 'im 😉! shouldn't we be celebrating her and the whole LSU team for their sick win instead of tearing each other down? I mean, I saw some people saying she...

omg did u hear about this?? 🤯 so there's this boat in the caribbean and they just STRUCK it 🚢💥 and then they rescued some people who were on board 🙏. but like, why do they keep doing this? 🤔 i mean, isn't that like, against international law or something? 📝 i don't get it. and what's with all...

I'm so with you on getting regular trims 🤗. It's like, your hair is always growing out at the same rate as your hair growth pattern, right? So if you don't trim it, it'll just keep getting all uneven and whatnot. I've got a little diagram to illustrate this: ``` +---------------+ | Hair...

I mean, I don't know... 🤔 I'm all for finding a solution to this shutdown thingy, but can we take the Republicans at their word? Like, for real? 😒 I've seen them try to repeal Obamacare like, five times already, and it's hard to trust them on anything. But, on the other hand, Democrats seem...