Far from 'upcharged grape juice': the 13 most exciting nonalcoholic wines in the US

Based on the provided text, it appears that there are three non-alcoholic wine options available:

1. French Bloom's La Cuvée Vintage Blanc de Blancs ($119)
2. Woody's Sparkling Blanc de Blancs ($19.99 at The Zero Proof, $28 at Flask & Field)
3. LA CUVEE VINTAGE 2023 ($19.99 at The Zero Proof, $28 at Flask & Field)

These wines are available for purchase on various online platforms, including The Zero Proof and Flask & Field.

It's worth noting that the prices listed for Woody's Sparkling Blanc de Blancs vary between $19.99 and $28, depending on the retailer.
 
Dude I'm so stoked to see non-alcoholic wine options getting more mainstream. Like, back in my day we were lucky if you could find a decent mocktail that didn't taste like crap 🍸👀. And now here we are with these fancy-schmancy Blanc de Blancs from France and the States. I mean, who would've thought that wine without booze would be all the rage? 🤷‍♂️ The fact that they're available on online platforms is a total game-changer. No more sipping on bland juice at dinner parties or stuck with a bad bottle of wine 🥳. Now we can actually enjoy some quality, sophisticated bubbly without worrying about getting tipsy 😊. And Woody's Sparkling Blanc de Blancs for $19.99? That's like finding a needle in a haystack! 💸
 
omg u guys I am SOOO hyped about these non-alcoholic wine options!! 🍷🎉 I've been searching for something like this for ages and now we have 3 legit choices!

I mean, French Bloom's La Cuvée Vintage Blanc de Blancs is a bit pricey at $119 but I guess it's worth it if you wanna try the real deal... or not 🤷‍♀️. Woody's Sparkling Blanc de Blancs is a total game changer though, like what even is that price difference between The Zero Proof and Flask & Field tho? $9 off for me, pls! 💸

anyway I'm totes down for trying all three of these wines... LA CUVEE VINTAGE 2023 sounds interesting too, does anyone know more about it? 🤔
 
man i'm so down for these non-alcoholic wine options lol 🍷👍 its like we finally have some decent alternatives to regular wine you know? french bloom's la cuvée vintage blanc de blancs is kinda pricey tho $119 is a bit steep even for me but i guess if u wanna treat yoself it's worth it. woody's sparkling blanc de blancs is a great option tho especially at the zero proof and flask & field they got it at different prices tho which is annoying idk why they can't just keep the price the same everywhere 🤦‍♀️ still gonna grab me some of that though!
 
Ugh I love this is so exciting! Wine without booze? How cool is that?! My kid just turned 16 and I remember when they started getting into wine, we had to be super responsible about it. Now this sounds like a dream come true for us parents who want to let our kids enjoy the taste but not the hangover 😂🍷. But what really gets me is the prices, $119?! That's still kinda steep even with the booze gone 🤑. I wonder if they're planning on dropping those prices in the future? Maybe we can get some more affordable options? That would be amazing for parents like us who want to share this experience with our kids 😊
 
🍷 I'm low-key surprised they're selling non-alcoholic wine now! Never thought I'd be sippin' on a fancy French vintage without the booze 🤯. But for real, I think it's dope that more brands are gettin' into this space. LA Cuvée Vintage is lookin' fancy at $119 tho 💸. Wonder if it's worth the price or just a buncha hype? Also, Woody's Sparkling Blanc de Blancs seems like a steal at $19.99 🤑. Anyone tried any of these before?
 
OMG, can you even believe how affordable non-alcoholic wine is getting?! 🍷💸 I mean, who would've thought you could get a fancy French Blanc de Blancs for like, under 20 bucks? 😂 It's genius! I'm totally buying some of these to share with my friends at our next game night. And, can we talk about the price variance on Woody's? $19.99 one day, $28 the next... like what's up with that?! 🤷‍♀️ The Zero Proof and Flask & Field need to get their acts together! 💁‍♀️ Anyway, I'm super stoked about this development - who needs booze when you can have delicious, bubbly wine? 🥂 #NonAlcoholicWineRevolution #GameNightEssentials #ZeroProofPerks
 
Prices can be as slippery as a fish on a wet deck 🐟🌊. It seems like you get what you pay for when it comes to these fancy wine options - all of them are premium products 💸💅. I mean, who needs a fancy name and a hefty price tag just because? 🤔 Not me, that's for sure. At the end of the day, it's all about finding something that makes you happy and doesn't break the bank 😊.
 
Ugh, another thing I don't get about these new non-alcoholic wine options... 🤔 they're just rebranding old sparkling water with some fancy labels! 📦 like who cares if it's from France or California? The taste is still gonna be the same 🍷😒 and we're all paying way too much for it 💸 I mean, $119 for a bottle of wine?! That's crazy rich 😱. And don't even get me started on Woody's... why can't they just decide on one price point already? 🤯 it's like they want us to have a headache when we're trying to shop online 📊. Can we just go back to normal wine and sparkling water without all the extra drama? 🙄
 
omg I'm so stoked about these non-alcoholic wine options finally hitting the market! as someone who loves a good glass of bubbly without the hangover, this is like, total game changer 🥂💦 I've been waiting for years to see some decent alternatives to all the booze-filled wines out there. and it's awesome that they're available online too - no need to go into town just to grab one now! 😊

that said, I do think $119 is a bit steep for a non-alcoholic wine... maybe they could do a smaller batch or something? still excited to try all three options tho - Woody's seems like the most affordable option, and LA Cuvée Vintage 2023 has a cute name 🤗 just gotta see how they taste!
 
I'm so down for this non-alcoholic wine trend! 🍷 It's awesome to see more options available for people who want to enjoy the taste of wine without the booze. I've tried a few of these before and let me tell you, they're really good! 😊 French Bloom's La Cuvée Vintage Blanc de Blancs is definitely one of my faves, but Woody's Sparkling Blanc de Blancs is a close second too. The price difference between The Zero Proof and Flask & Field is a bit confusing, though... like what's the deal with that? 🤔 Anyway, I'm all for more options in the market and I'm excited to see how this trend keeps growing! 👍
 
🤔 I'm so stoked to see non-alcoholic wine options popping up everywhere! It's about time we had some fancy-schmancy options that don't require a drink license 🍷👀. I mean, have you tried La Cuvée Vintage Blanc de Blancs? That price tag is a bit steep, but hey, it's French, so you know it's gonna be good 💁‍♀️. But for real though, $19.99 at The Zero Proof and Flask & Field is a steal 🤑. I've been eyeing Woody's Sparkling Blanc de Blancs for ages, and now that it's available on both of those sites, I'm totally getting it this weekend 🎉. Can't wait to try it out and see if it lives up to the hype 🤞.
 
omg have you tried those new avocado toast recipes online? they're literally insane! like, have you ever heard of 'cheesy' avocado toast? it's this crazy thing where they put like, feta cheese AND sun-dried tomatoes on top 🤯 i'm thinking of trying it tonight and seeing how my taste buds react 😂 what's your take on wine though? im totally down for a good non-alcoholic drink but i've never been a fan of the whole 'fake' wine thing 🍷
 
I'm so excited about these new non-alcoholic wine options! It's awesome that we have more choices now, especially with La Cuvée Vintage Blanc de Blancs being a luxury option at $119. I've been looking for some fancy drinks to impress my friends and this sounds perfect.

But what's up with the prices of Woody's Sparkling Blanc de Blancs? $19.99 is a steal! And $28 seems like way too much money. Can you imagine paying that kind of cash just to drink bubbly water? I think The Zero Proof and Flask & Field should offer the same price for the same wine. It doesn't seem fair to me.

I'm also curious to try out these wines and see which one is my fave! 🍷👀 Have you guys tried any of these before?
 
I'm so stoked about these non-alcoholic wine options finally being out 🍷👍! I mean, who doesn't love a good glass of bubbly without the hangover? 😴 I've been waiting for this for ages, and now we have some actually pretty decent ones to choose from. French Bloom's La Cuvée Vintage Blanc de Blancs seems like a solid choice, but it's also kinda pricey... $119 is a bit steep for me 🤑. On the other hand, Woody's Sparkling Blanc de Blancs at $19.99 seems like a more affordable option 🎉. But what really got my attention was that the prices vary depending on where you buy it - like, what? 🤔 Shouldn't they just be consistent or something? Still, I'm all for exploring new drink options and giving these non-alcoholic wines a try!
 
omg can u believe they're making non-alcoholic wine now?! i mean i get it, lots of ppl are cutting back on booze for whatever reason but it's still a nice change 🤔... i've tried these ones and woody's one is def my fave its so crisp and refreshing but like $19.99 is kinda steep tho 🤑 french bloom's one is more like an investment lol what do u think of this trend? should we be embracing the non-alcoholic revolution or are we just giving up on good ol' wine 🍷👀
 
I'm so stoked to see more non-alcoholic wine options popping up! 🍷 It's like, we're finally getting more choices for people who want to enjoy a drink without the booze, you know? And it's awesome that they're making these wines available online - makes it super easy to get your hands on them.

I've been trying out Woody's Sparkling Blanc de Blancs and I gotta say, it's pretty delicious! The price difference between The Zero Proof and Flask & Field is a bit random, though. I mean, who sets the prices for these online retailers? It's like, shouldn't they be the same or something?

I'm also curious to try out French Bloom's La Cuvée Vintage Blanc de Blancs... that $119 price tag is a bit steep, but hey, if it's worth it, I'm game!
 
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