'His teeth flew out of his mouth and landed in my spaghetti': 10 first date horror stories

"Date from Hell: The Disastrous First Dates That Left People Shaken"

In the world of dating, things don't always go as planned. What's supposed to be a fun night out can quickly turn into a nightmare, leaving both parties feeling frustrated and disappointed.

For one unlucky woman, her date went off the rails when he leaned in for a kiss – only to have his partial denture fly out of his mouth and land in her spaghetti. "He reached across and with his fingers retrieved his teeth, putting them back into his mouth without a hint of embarrassment or apology," she recalled. The date ended abruptly, with the woman never agreeing to another lunch meeting.

Another story that stands out is that of David, who went on a bike ride with his date in San Francisco. What started as a beautiful evening took a deadly turn when a truck ran over both his legs and midsection – an injury that required multiple surgeries and a two-month hospital stay.

A casual dinner date turned into a nightmare for Jennifer, who met a man wearing only boxer shorts to a hot cafe on a sweltering day. The fact that he wore such revealing attire was the least of her worries, however – it was his boasting about his wealth and intelligence that left a bad taste in her mouth.

In another bizarre incident, a 25-year-old woman's date asked an Etsy witch to divine whether she liked him or not. The result? A negative reading that told him he didn't stand a chance with the lovely lady.

Aliyaa, on the other hand, matched up with someone on a matrimonial website in her mid-60s and was met with a barrage of boasts about his wealth, intelligence, and athletic prowess. When she politely listened to these claims, he berated her for having an "inflated" sense of self.

For Kimberly, her date started off promisingly – until he downed four drinks while she sipped on one. The final straw came when he snapped his fingers at the bartender to get him a refill, prompting her to discreetly exit the bar via the restroom.

As for John, who arrived at a dinner party wearing only a T-shirt and white boxers, his date quickly realized that their chemistry wasn't quite there. With no escape plan in sight – or an interest in trying one – they called it quits early.

It's clear that these disastrous dates left their victims shaken but also wiser. Whether it was the tooth-filled kiss, truck-crashing bike ride, or boasting stranger than the rest, these stories serve as a reminder to keep our expectations low and our senses sharp when meeting new people.
 
I feel bad for those poor people who had the worst first dates ever 🤦‍♀️😱. Like, what's up with that guy whose denture flew out during the kiss? And can you imagine getting hit by a truck while on a bike date? 😨 That's just crazy talk.

But you know what really gets me? It's not just about the weirdness of the dates themselves, it's also about how some people still manage to be clueless and insensitive. Like that guy who thought boasting about his wealth and intelligence would turn her on... yeah, nope 🙅‍♀️.

I think we can all learn from these disastrous dates though - keep your expectations low, check your date before agreeing to meet up (just saying), and trust your instincts if something feels off. And also, please for the love of all things good, get a proper dentist appointment ASAP if you have partial dentures 😂.
 
🤦‍♀️ Can you believe some of these dating disasters? I mean, who tries to retrieve their denture while kissing someone with spaghetti sauce all over them? 🍝😂 And what's up with the guy in San Francisco getting his legs run over by a truck... like, dude, bike ride is not exactly the most romantic activity 😅. And boxer shorts at a hot cafe? Yeah, no thanks! 👙💁‍♀️ But seriously, I feel for these poor people who got stuck on some pretty weird dates 🤦‍♂️. At least they can laugh about it now (and we can all relate to the "low expectations" life hack 😉).
 
😂 OMG, can you believe some of these dating disasters? I mean, who tries to put their partial denture back in mid-kiss? 🤦‍♂️ And what's up with the guy on the bike ride - did he not see that truck coming? 😨 It's like these people were just begging for disaster. And don't even get me started on the boxer shorts and boasting at the cafe... yeah, no thanks. 💁‍♀️ On a more serious note though, I do feel bad for the poor woman who got hurt on the bike ride - multiple surgeries and a hospital stay? That's not funny at all. 😢
 
omg you guys can you believe some of these dating disasters? i mean idk what's more shocking - the fact that someone would do something so weird on a date or that they thought it was gonna work out

i got this one friend who had a date where he brought his cat along (yes you read that right) and then proceeded to let her pet it all over him. like, what is that supposed to be? intimacy? grooming? i don't get it

and another friend of mine went on a date with someone who was super into astrology... but they just used it as an excuse to pretend like their reading wasn't accurate . meanwhile, my other friend had a date where he showed up late and then proceeded to tell her all about his traffic woes - like, hello if you're gonna be late, at least have the decency to apologize

anyway i think what's crazy is how some people can just get away with being so weird on dates and still manage to charm their way into someone's heart. like, what even is that?
 
OMG YOU GUYS THESE STORIES ARE LIKE, SO CRAZY!!! i mean who makes fun of you in front of your date? and what's up with the tooth guy?? like come on man get an umbrella for your teeth or something 🤣👀 and then there's this one girl who gets a bad reading from some witch on Etsy and it's like, okay dude get over yourself 💁‍♀️💔 anyway i think we can all agree that some dates are just better left in the past and we should always prioritize our own sanity and safety 🙅‍♀️💕
 
🤣 oh man, some of these date stories are straight outta comedy central but sadly not funny at all 😂 what's really sad is that they happened to real people... those 4 drinks downing in one sesh tho 👀 is like a red flag alert, get off the bar ASAP 🚫 and who comes on a date wearing only boxers? 🤦‍♀️ just saying... sometimes you gotta trust your instincts and bail before it gets ugly 😬
 
😒 I feel so bad for these people who had such awful experiences on their first dates 🤕. It's like they thought they could get away with being super weird or just plain rude 😂. Newsflash: it doesn't work that way! If you're going to put yourself out there, be respectful and considerate of the other person's feelings 👍.

And what's up with some people thinking they can just try to find out if someone likes them by getting a tarot card reading or something? 🤔 That's not how it works, guys! If you're interested in someone, just talk to them and see if there's a connection 💬. Don't be like Aliyaa, who was berated for having an "inflated" sense of self – that's just mean 😒.

Anyway, these stories are definitely making me glad I'm single right now 🙅‍♀️. No drama, no fuss. Just my own two feet and a good coffee ☕️.
 
Wow 🤯 this is like so crazy some ppl r just too full of themselves lol think twice before being all boastful on a date 👀 also can't believe someone asked an Etsy witch to figure out if they're into u lmao that's just too much 😂
 
😂 I mean come on, can you even imagine being on one of these disastrous dates? 🤣 But for real though, what's with all these crazy stories? A tooth flying out of someone's mouth? That's not exactly the kind of thing that'll make you hesitant to go on another date. And what about David's bike ride story? Like, dude, that's just bad luck. 😬 You can't blame a guy for getting hurt on a bike ride. But all these other stories... like Jennifer and her rich guy who thinks he can woo someone with his wealth. 🤑 Please. Or Aliyaa and the boastful older dude. Newsflash: boasting isn't attractive. 🙄 And Kimberly's date at the bar? Downing four drinks while she has one? That's just rude. But honestly, I think these stories are kinda funny? 😆
 
I'm so sorry to hear about all those horrible dates 😩. I mean, who expects a tooth to fly out of some guy's mouth on a first date? And what's with the boxer shorts, dude? 🙄 It's like he wanted to scare her off from the get-go. But you know what really gets me? The fact that these guys were so clueless and just kept going despite totally bombing it. I mean, wouldn't they have gotten some weird looks or been asked for a selfie with their... partial denture? 🤣 Anyway, it's good to see everyone learned a lesson from all this. Low expectations are key, folks! 💁‍♀️
 
ugh what is wrong with some ppl?? 🤯 like, who asks an etsy witch to tell if you like someone?? that's just creepy 😂 and david getting his legs run over by a truck? no thanks, mate 👋 i mean, can't we all just have a chill first date without anything going hilariously wrong 😂 the spaghetti guy was low key the worst tho 🤮 poor lady
 
omg can u believe some ppl r so clueless on dates?? 😱 i mean, who thinks it's okay to wear just boxer shorts to a cafe? 🤦‍♀️ and what's with the boasting about wealth and intelligence? that's just gonna scare ppl away 💁‍♀️ not attract them. and truck crashing bike ride? 🚴‍♂️🚨 like, what even is that? 😂 seriously though, these stories are hilarious but also kinda cringeworthy at the same time. i feel bad for all those people who got hurt (literally or emotionally). anyway, it's def a reminder to keep things chill and low-key on dates 🤗
 
omg these dating horror stories are giving me all the feels 😂🤣 i mean who needs a romantic evening when you can have a tooth flying out of someone's mouth or a guy snapping his fingers at the bartender? anyway, i think it's safe to say that these dates were major fails 🚮 and honestly, i'm a little impressed by how some people got out of there alive ⏰ like david on that bike ride, that was straight up crazy! but seriously, i think these stories are great reminders to keep our expectations low and be cautious when meeting new people. and to those guys who wore only boxers to dinner parties 🤦‍♂️, um, maybe stick to online dating or something?
 
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