I cannot stop playing this preposterous game about falling down a mountain

One game has taken over my life for the past week, much to the chagrin of those around me. It's called Baby Steps, a surreal and hilarious experience that follows the misadventures of Nate, a woefully inept protagonist who finds himself at the foot of an otherworldly mountain.

As I struggle through the game's grueling levels, Nate repeatedly trips and tumbles down treacherous slopes, his adult onesie becoming increasingly soiled in the process. The developers' cruel sense of humor is on full display, with Aussie guides and pantsless characters offering help that Nate stubbornly refuses to accept.

What starts off as a comically frustrating experience gradually takes a toll on me, leaving me feeling frustrated and exasperated. It's not uncommon for my concentration to slip for a second, only for Nate to tumble down a nearby plank or lose his footing on a precarious ledge. The game's relentless pace and Nate's pitiful attempts at progress leave me feeling like I'm stuck in an endless cycle of despair.

However, beneath its ridiculous surface lies a surprisingly poignant commentary on the human condition. As I navigate the game's chapters, I begin to glimpse into Nate's troubled past – his social anxiety, masculine insecurity, and evident self-hatred – and feel a begrudging sense of empathy towards this one-man taxonomy of loserdom.

One particularly heart-wrenching segment shows Nate reliving his former life through 8-bit style minigames, confronting the disappointment of his parents, his overachieving sister, and his nonexistent sex life. These moments evoke an overwhelming urge to weep with gratitude, as I find myself cheering Nate on despite everything.

Baby Steps is a game that's equal parts infuriating and endearing – it's not for the faint of heart, but its sadistic genius has won me over. After 10 hours or so, all I wanted to do was reach the end of the game; instead, I found myself facing an enormous spiral staircase that seemed insurmountable.

"Take these stairs?" the Australian guide jeers. "You'll be bashing your head against them for years."

Nate retorts, predictably: "I swear I will never take these stairs."

But I've had enough of being cruel to Nate; I'm taking the stairs – and with it, my sanity.

The game is not for everyone, but its unflinching bleakness has left me questioning my own resolve. Will I persevere, or will the cruel hand of fate – and Baby Steps' merciless difficulty curve – bring me crashing down?

Only time (and a few more hours of gameplay) will tell.
 
😩 I'm totally with you on this one 🤣 Baby Steps is literally the most exhausting game ever played! But at the same time, it's so beautifully heartbreaking 💔 how they're tackling Nate's inner struggles and stuff. I mean, who hasn't felt like a total failure or self-doubt, right? 🤷‍♂️ The devs are like "screw it, we're gonna make you feel this way" and just own it 🙌. And that Aussie guide... 😂😂👏. Seriously though, if you can handle the frustration (and I mean, a LOT of frustration), it's actually really rewarding to see Nate come to terms with himself 💪. Can't wait to see where this game takes us next 🤔
 
🤦‍♂️ just played through baby steps and i'm literally about to lose my mind 😩 it's like the devs want you to pull your hair out over nate's constant face-plants 🙄 but on a deeper note, the game's commentary on anxiety and self-hatred is actually kinda profound 💔 i mean, who hasn't felt like they're just trying to adult but completely failing 😂 but seriously, 10 hours in and the game's still got me questioning my own sanity 🤯 anyone else think it's a bit too much? 😅
 
I'm totally against this game being too hard lol 🤣 but on the other hand, it's kinda genius that they're pushing you to be all determined and stuff like "take these stairs" 😂👍. But at the same time, I don't know if it's such a good idea for the devs to make Nate all relatable with his anxiety and insecurity issues... it's kinda exploitative 🤷‍♂️. Yet, on another note, the game does seem pretty deep in its commentary on human conditionality 🤔. Umm, I think I'm just gonna play some more and worry about everything later 😅
 
😅 this game sounds like it's gonna be a wild ride, mate. i mean, who hasn't felt like they're stuck in some kind of existential crisis where you just wanna throw your controller across the room? 🤯 but seriously, if it's got a deeper commentary on human struggles and all that, then kudos to the devs for tackling tough stuff.

the fact that it's hilarious at the same time is a great combo - i love how the Aussie guides are always poking fun at Nate. 🙄 it's like they're giving him (and us) a slap in the face every time he fails. 😂 anyway, gotta say, i'm curious to see how this story plays out... will you persevere or lose your mind? 🤔
 
omg have u played baby steps yet? its like, so good but also super frustrating lol i was in ur shoes last week, trying to beat the game and almost losing my mind in the process idk how much longer i can keep going tho those stairs are just cruel 😩👀 nate is literally my spirit animal, all that anxiety and self doubt is real
 
😂 this game sounds like it's really getting under your skin lol i mean in a good way? its kinda funny that you're so invested in nate's misadventures, but at the same time its also really heartwarming to see him overcome his struggles 🤗. i think its great that the game tackles some deeper themes like social anxiety and self-hatred, it makes the whole experience feel more meaningful than just a silly game 😊. i'm curious though, what made you take the plunge (pun intended) on those stairs? did you need a break from gaming or was it just your brain saying "you can do this"? 🤔
 
omg u guys i just started playing baby steps and i'm HOOKED 🤯 it's literally the most relatable game ever - nate is like the ultimate representation of adulting fail 😂 but seriously tho, the devs have done such a great job of tackling some deep themes like anxiety and self-hatred 🤕 it's crazy how much empathy i feel for this dude after learning about his past

the level design is SO cleverly designed to make u wanna pull ur hair out but at the same time, it's hard not to root for nate 🙏 those 8-bit minigames tho... *sniffles* i need a nap just thinking about them 😴 anyway, if u haven't tried baby steps yet, GET ON IT!!!
 
I've been there too! You know when you get sucked into this one game and it's like, "Oh man, I gotta keep playing"? I mean, I'm not saying Baby Steps is the worst thing that's ever happened to me (that would be trying to use a flip phone again), but it's definitely got me hooked. I've been playing games since before you kids were born 😉, so I know how hard they can get. It's like, you're invested in this guy Nate's struggles and you're like, "Come on, dude, just take the stairs already!" But at the same time, it's like, relatable? You know? We've all been there where we feel like we're stuck or like we just can't catch a break. So yeah, I get why Baby Steps is a thing – it's like the internet equivalent of therapy, but with more frustration 😂.
 
🤯 this game is literally testing the limits of sanity what's with the developer's sadistic streak though? making you feel bad for the protagonist just to make the game more "realistic" lol like, nate's got some major daddy issues and social anxiety but at the same time he's a big ol' baby who can't even be bothered to take stairs 🤦‍♂️. on one hand i appreciate how it tackles deeper themes, but on the other hand, 10 hours in and I'm basically ready to cry just thinking about nate's life struggles 😩.
 
omg yaaas baby steps is so good rn its like, you feel bad for nate at the same time u want to slap him 😂 but at the same time its kinda relatable? i mean who hasn't had a terrible day and just wants to give up 🤯 and then theres these heartwarming moments where ur like "awww dont be so hard on yourself nate" 💕
 
OMG I feel you!!! 🤯 I'm currently trying to beat Dark Souls for the 5th time and it's driving me CRAZY 😩 I mean, what's wrong with these devs?!?! 🙄 Can't they just make a game that doesn't make us wanna pull our hair out?!?! 😂 But seriously, I love how Baby Steps is poking fun at Nate's flaws and making us laugh while still being super emotional. It's like, the game knows we're gonna get frustrated but it's also trying to tell us something deeper about ourselves... 🤔 Anyway, I'm with you on taking on that spiral staircase - bring it on! 💪🏽
 
I'm so down for some Baby Steps madness 🤪👀! This game is like that one relative who just won't quit - it's all over your life, but somehow you can't help but love the trainwreck 🚂😂. On a more serious note, though, I think what really gets to me about this game is how it doesn't shy away from Nate's flaws and vulnerabilities 🤕. It's like the devs are holding up a mirror to ourselves, showing us all our own imperfections and shortcomings in all their glory 💔.

The writing on this game is top-notch - I mean, who else could make watching a guy trip over his own feet into an art form 😂? And that Aussie guide? Forget about it... he's like the game's resident therapist, but instead of listening to your problems, he just tells you to get back up and try again 🤦‍♂️. Anyway, I'm all in on this Baby Steps experience - bring on the stairs, and my sanity (or what's left of it 😅)!
 
omg u gotta play this game baby steps its like so not for the faint hearted lol nate is literally the most relatable protagonist eva his constant tripping & failing is just me in real life tbh idk how much more of this i can take tho the devs r some kinda evil genius or something all that pain & frustration is literally supposed to be part of the "game" but like honestly its just me feeling all the feels for nate lol anyway i guess thats why its called baby steps right? u should totes play it & let me know what u think 🤯
 
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