Jimmy Kimmel: 'Thankful that we only have five weeks left in this year'

Jimmy Kimmel has expressed his gratitude that he only has five weeks left in the year, jokingly stating that this brings a sense of relief. His sentiment was echoed by late-night hosts after US President Donald Trump's unusual address at the annual Thanksgiving turkey pardon ceremony.

Trump's speech deviated from tradition, with the president boasting about the wars he claims to have ended and bragging about his administration's achievements. The tone was marred by personal attacks on Chicago's mayor and Illinois' governor, which Kimmel described as "crazy stuff." Trump even claimed that there had been no murders in Washington DC during his presidency, a claim contradicted by real-life statistics.

Kimmel also poked fun at the news that Paramount Pictures, now owned by Donald Trump's friend Larry Ellison, will distribute a new Rush Hour movie based on Trump's request. The fourth installment of the film series was previously on hold due to director Bret Ratner being blacklisted in Hollywood over sexual misconduct allegations.

In another segment, Seth Meyers covered Trump's turkey pardon speech, describing it as "weird" and "weirder." Meyers played a montage of clips from Trump's address, which included claims about invalid turkey pardons and bizarre comments on gang members, murders, and even calling the Illinois governor a "big fat slob."

Meyers jokingly imagined what would happen if the turkeys were actually aware of their fate, with one clip showing Trump claiming that Gobble and Waddle had been deemed the first "Maha" (Make America Healthy Again) turkeys. When asked about Trump's plan for the birds' post-pardoning fates, Meyers quipped, "It definitely sounds like you still plan on eating them," imitating Trump.

The turkey pardon ceremony is an annual tradition that has been met with criticism from many, including Kimmel and Meyers. Their comedic takes on the event highlight the unusual nature of Trump's address and the perceived disconnect between his words and reality.
 
πŸ€” I think it's hilarious how Jimmy Kimmel and Seth Meyers are just poking fun at Trump's weird turkey pardon speech πŸ¦ƒπŸ‘€. I mean, come on, claiming there were no murders in DC during his presidency? That's just not true πŸ˜‚. And the part about calling Illinois' governor a "big fat slob" is just ridiculous 🀣. It's like, can't we all just have a good laugh at Trump's expense without being too mean-spirited? πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ The fact that Paramount Pictures is making a new Rush Hour movie based on his request is pretty wild too... I guess you could say Trump really knows how to "fowl" play πŸ˜‚. Anyway, it's all just good entertainment for us viewers πŸ‘€.
 
come on trump is just getting more out of touch by the minute lol 🀣 i mean what even is this turkey pardon ceremony supposed to be about? it's like a symbolic gesture that's lost all its meaning when you're addressing it with crazy talk πŸ™„ and then they have the nerve to call chicago's mayor and illinois' governor "slob" in front of the whole nation πŸ‘Ž

and what's next? is he gonna try to pardon his own ego or something? πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ kimmel and meyers are just trying to hold him accountable but honestly it's getting harder to take him seriously at all 😩

maybe instead of making jokes about it we should be focusing on real issues that affect the lives of americans like poverty, education, and healthcare πŸ™ let's not get distracted by trump's tweets and focus on what really matters πŸ’–
 
I gotta say, trump's speech at the turkey pardon ceremony was straight outta crazy town! πŸ˜‚ I mean who tries to brag about "ending" wars while there's still a war in Ukraine? πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ And claiming no murders happened in DC during his presidency? That's just flat out BS! 🚫 And what's up with all these personal attacks on the mayor and governor of Illinois? Classy, trump. πŸ˜’

And can we talk about the new Rush Hour movie for a second? πŸŽ₯ I'm not mad at Larry Ellison getting in on the game, but come on, it's like they're trying to distract us from the real issues with trump's admin. And let's be real, if any turkeys were actually aware of their fate after that speech, they'd probably just be like "peace out" and fly away πŸ¦ƒπŸ’¨

It's funny how late-night hosts are still able to poke fun at these situations without getting too political, but it's clear we need a lot more critical thinking and fact-checking from trump and his crew. πŸ˜’
 
omg can you believe trump thinks he can just ramble on about ending wars and stuff while dissing random chicago and illinois politicians? 🀣 its pretty cringeworthy watching someone try so hard to be all "tough guy" but really ends up coming off as a sore loser. Kimmel's jokes about the rush hour movie deal tho are on point though - trumps ego knows no bounds lol
 
just when you thought trump couldn't get any weirder... lol 🀯 he's really out there now. the way he just brags about wars he claims to have ended, but we all know that's not how it goes down. and those personal attacks on chicago mayor and illinois governor? come on man. and don't even get me started on him claiming no murders in washington dc... stats are like, super clear πŸ“Š.

and poor bret ratner being blacklisted for sexual misconduct allegations... that's just sad. but what's most cringeworthy is the rush hour movie thingy... i mean, who thought it was a good idea to make another one based on trump's request? πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ and seth meyers' segment was like, totally spot on πŸ™Œ. "maha" turkeys? lol what a joke. just another reason why the turkey pardon ceremony is so weird πŸ¦ƒπŸ‘€
 
man it's like trump thinks he can just waltz into a sacred tradition like the turkey pardon ceremony and turn it into some kinda stage for him to boast about his 'achievements' πŸ™„ meanwhile kimmel and meyers are over here keeping it real with their sassy takes 🀣 and let's be real, larry ellison's Paramount Pictures getting in on the action by making a new rush hour movie based on trump's request? what's next, a lord of the rings prequel starring trump as legolas? πŸ˜‚
 
omg trump is so extra πŸ€―πŸ˜‚ this whole turkey pardon thing feels like a joke but its actually kinda sad πŸ“πŸ’” him bringing up all that drama about chicago and illinois governor like dude just chill πŸ™„ meanwhile jimmy kimmel and seth meyers are lowkey saving the day with their roasted segments πŸ€£πŸ‘ and omg rush hour movie based on trump's request?πŸ˜‚ larry ellison must be so down πŸ‘€
 
I'm so done with this time of year πŸ™„... all those late-night hosts poking fun at Trump is just a sign that something needs to be said, you know? Like Kimmel, I was literally on the edge of my seat thinking about how far off base Trump went with his turkey pardon speech 🀯. And let's not forget about the weird part where he claims there were no murders in DC during his presidency... are we really supposed to take that as fact now?! πŸ™„ It just goes to show that even something as seemingly innocuous as a turkey pardon ceremony can be turned into a joke fest when it involves someone like Trump. I guess it's good for the rest of us though, because who else is going to call out this guy on his BS? πŸ˜‚
 
I'm not sure what's more cringeworthy, Trump's turkey pardon speech or the fact that he thinks he can just dictate whatever movie gets made πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ. I mean, come on, guys, get some facts straight? And a movie based on his ego? That's just sad. But at the same time, it's kinda funny how late-night hosts are roasting him for being a total weirdo, while still trying to hold a straight face 🀣. It's like they're saying "oh, he's so out there, let's make fun of him, but also can we please just eat our turkey now?" πŸ¦ƒπŸ˜‚
 
πŸ™„ I'm kinda relieved it's almost Thanksgiving over already πŸ¦ƒπŸ‘€ I mean, Trump's speech was just wild... like, what even is the point of trying to make it funny after he basically roasted those politicians? πŸ˜‚ And can we talk about how Larry Ellison owns Paramount Pictures now? What a weird way to make money off your buddy's ego πŸ˜‚. I think Kimmel and Meyers did a great job making light of it, but sometimes you just gotta be like "dude, come on" πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ
 
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