Potentially diseased lab monkey on the loose after truck crash in Mississippi

Lab Monkeys on the Loose in Mississippi After Truck Crash

A dramatic scene unfolded on Interstate 59 in Mississippi yesterday when a truck carrying rhesus monkeys from Tulane University in New Orleans crashed, releasing potentially diseased primates onto the highway. The incident has left authorities scrambling to contain the situation and reassure the public about the risk of infection.

According to the Jasper County Sheriff's Department, the truck was transporting lab monkeys infected with various viruses, including hepatitis C and Covid-19, posing a significant health threat to humans. The department warned that the monkeys are aggressive towards humans and require special protective gear to handle them safely.

However, in a surprising twist, a spokesperson for Tulane University disputed the claim that the monkeys were infectious. "The primates in question belong to another entity and are not infectious," Andrew Yawn said. "We're actively collaborating with local authorities and will send a team of animal care experts to assist as needed."

Initially, all but one of the monkeys were reported to have been eliminated after the crash, leaving authorities searching for the lone remaining monkey still on the loose. The situation remains fluid, with officials working tirelessly to round up the escaped primate and mitigate any potential risks.

The incident has raised concerns about laboratory animal welfare and the safety protocols in place when handling infected subjects. As the search for the rogue monkey continues, residents of Mississippi are being advised to exercise caution and report any sightings to local authorities.
 
omg can u believe this? lab monkeys on the loose in mississippi πŸ˜±πŸ’ i was driving by interstate 59 yesterday and saw all these people running around trying to catch some monkeys 🀣 it's crazy that one of them got away and is still out there πŸ•΅οΈβ€β™€οΈ i mean, what if they're carrying covid or something? that's just too close to home for me πŸ πŸ’‰ tulane university needs to get their act together, this is a huge safety concern πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ how did they even transport infected monkeys without anyone noticing? 🚨 and now we have to deal with the aftermath 🀯 i hope they catch that last monkey soon, my anxiety can't take it 😩
 
omg what a crazy situation 🀯 i mean lab monkeys on the loose yeah that's not something you see every day 🚨 so first off i gotta ask why were they even transporting them from tulane university in new orleans to mississippi in the first place? did they have some kind of special project going on?

anyway back to the situation at hand - so it turns out there was a dispute between tulane and the jasper county sheriff's department about whether those monkeys were actually infectious πŸ€” i mean can you even imagine being that nervous about lab monkeys? πŸ˜‚

and now with only one of them still on the loose authorities are super serious about finding it ASAP 🚨 like who wants to risk getting bitten or infected by a crazy monkey πŸ’ meanwhile the people of mississippi are just trying not to freak out and just enjoy their day without worrying about a rogue lab monkey causing chaos 🌞
 
Ugh, this is a recipe for disaster πŸš¨πŸ’... I mean, what's the point of even having laws about transporting lab animals if it's just gonna be a lax system like this? And now there's some lone monkey still on the loose, who knows where it's gonna end up? 🀯 In a crowded city or in some rural area where people don't know any better? It's only a matter of time before someone gets bitten and starts freaking out. The university is just trying to spin this by saying the monkeys aren't infectious, but let's be real, we've seen enough horror movies about lab-grown super-soldiers... πŸ€–πŸ‘Š I'm surprised no one's talking about the welfare of the poor animals themselves, stuck in a truck with no food or water for who knows how long. This whole situation is just a nightmare waiting to happen 😩
 
Umm... I'm literally on edge thinking about those lab monkeys on the loose πŸ’πŸ˜±. Like, what if someone gets bitten or scratched and they infect them with that Covid-19 stuff? It's not like we haven't seen enough news about superbugs and antimicrobial resistance... But at the same time, I feel so bad for those poor monkeys - they must have been so scared and stressed out from the crash πŸ€•. And Tulane University is saying they're not infectious? That sounds kinda fishy to me... Shouldn't they know if their monkeys are carrying diseases or not? Anyway, hope they catch that last monkey ASAP and don't let anyone get hurt πŸ™πŸ’
 
πŸ’πŸ˜± I'm like totally freaking out right now! Can you believe a truck carrying lab monkeys crashed on the highway? It's like something straight outta a sci-fi movie πŸš—πŸ’₯ And these little guys are carrying all sorts of viruses, including Covid-19 and hepatitis C... that's just crazy talk! 😲 I mean, I get it, we need to study them and all, but can't they just keep 'em in their cages or something? πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ

And now there's this one monkey still on the loose... what if someone gets bitten? πŸ’πŸ˜¨ Or worse, they get infected?! 😷 The thought of it is giving me the heebie-jeebies. I'm all for animal welfare and safety protocols, but come on! How could this happen?! 🀯

I hope the authorities can round up that monkey ASAP and make sure everyone is safe. This whole thing is just too wild to handle...
 
Oh boy, great job on having a truck full of diseased monkeys on the highway πŸš¨πŸ’‰... I mean, who needs that kind of excitement in their morning commute? And now we've got a university with a PR department that's more worried about covering their own behind than actually telling the truth πŸ™„. One entity, huh? Sounds like they're trying to pull a fast one on everyone. Meanwhile, the rest of us are just dealing with the whole " maybe I'll get bitten by a rabid monkey" situation πŸ˜…. Can't wait for that team of animal care experts to come and save the day... or not 🀣.
 
OMG what a crazy situation πŸ€―πŸ’ I mean, who wants to deal with lab monkeys on the loose? Like, they're already stressed out enough being cooped up in that truck 🚚... poor little guys! But seriously, this is a huge concern for public health and safety. What if someone gets bitten or scratched by one of these infected monkeys? 🀒 The fact that only one monkey is still on the loose makes it all the more unsettling - when will we catch that last guy? 😬 I hope the authorities get him soon!
 
πŸ’πŸ˜¬ Oh my goodness, this is a crazy situation! I'm so worried about those poor monkeys getting released on the highway πŸš—πŸ’¨. I mean, just think about it - they're already stressed from being in a truck for hours, and now they've got all these weird chemicals and viruses going around them... it's like a health nightmare 😷.

And can you even imagine how scared those people must be who saw the monkeys on the highway? Like, they didn't ask for this πŸ™…β€β™‚οΈ. I'm all about animal welfare, and this incident just makes me really sad πŸ˜”.

I do have to say, though - it's a bit concerning that some lab animals might not even be properly tested for diseases before being released into the wild πŸ€”. We need to make sure our furry friends (and not-so-furry ones too) are treated with care and respect πŸ‘.
 
omg I cant even imagine driving down that highway and seeing like lab monkeys running everywhere πŸ€―πŸ’ this is crazy!! I feel bad for the people who got affected by the crash before it happened, but at the same time its so messed up that they had these infected monkeys on a truck just chillin' 😱 what if someone touches one and gets infected? that would be a nightmare πŸ’‰ anyway, its good that Tulane is sending animal care experts to help with the situation, fingers crossed they catch that last monkey soon 🀞
 
omg did you guys ever watch that movie "28 Days Later" with those crazy infected humans? 🀯 i mean, lab monkeys on the loose in mississippi is like something out of a horror film lol πŸ˜‚ anyway, i wonder what's going on behind the scenes at tulane university... are they hiding something or just really good at animal control πŸ’πŸš¨
 
πŸ’πŸ˜± this is so crazy how lab monkeys can just escape from a truck and end up on the highway. I mean, what's going through their minds? 🀯 is it even possible for them to survive out here in the wild? 🌳 also, I'm like, really worried about those people who have been bitten or scratched by them... hepatitis C and Covid-19, that's no joke! 😷
 
πŸ’πŸ˜± I'm low-key freaking out about this situation - lab monkeys on the loose in a populated area? It's like something from a sci-fi movie! πŸŽ₯ The fact that they were transporting infected primates and didn't have proper containment measures in place is just worrying. I mean, can you imagine if one of those monkeys got into a house or something? 🏠😨

I'm all for animal welfare, but at the same time, this is like playing with fire - we're talking about living creatures that could potentially carry deadly diseases. The fact that Tulane University is denying that their monkeys are infectious is suspicious, though... I mean, what's to gain from downplaying the situation? πŸ€”

We need to get to the bottom of this and make sure that these kinds of incidents don't happen again in the future. I'm all for stricter regulations on lab animal handling and transport - it's just common sense! πŸ™
 
OMG, can't believe those poor lab monkeys were on that truck πŸ’πŸ˜± I mean, who transports animals like that? And hepatitis C? Covid-19? Like what kind of lab accident is this?! 🀯 I'm glad the university is stepping up and sending experts to help contain the situation, but at least one of those monkeys is still out there... poor thing! Hopefully they find it soon and get it back to safety. This whole thing gives me chills 😬
 
[Monkey Business GIF: a cartoon monkey causing chaos on the highway πŸ˜‚πŸ’]

[Image of a person wearing hazmat suit: a practical solution for lab primate handlers πŸ§¬πŸ’‰]

[A picture of a lone monkey looking sad in a cage: poor guy just wants to go home πŸ’πŸ˜”]

[Cartoon depiction of a truck with a "monkey on the loose" warning sign: be careful out there! πŸš¨πŸ’]

[A meme of a person holding a "I'm not the one who let lab monkeys escape" sign: blame game 🀣]
 
Ugh, this is crazy 😱. I mean, what's the deal with lab monkeys just getting shipped around like that? Can't they take better care of them or something? πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ It's not like we're expecting them to just go wild and start a primate apocalypse or anything... but still.

And what's up with the whole "they're not infectious" thing from Tulane University? I mean, come on, if they're transporting lab monkeys around without proper safety protocols, you'd think they'd at least know whether those monkeys are carrying diseases. πŸ€” This is just a recipe for disaster waiting to happen.

I'm glad no one got hurt yet (knock on wood), but seriously, can't we do better than this? I mean, we're living in 2025, people! We should be able to handle a few lab monkeys without freaking out πŸ™„. This is just another example of how we still have a lot of work to do when it comes to responsible science and animal welfare.
 
idk why ppl r freakin out over a lab monkey πŸ’πŸ˜‚ like its not like they're gonna jump outta ur car & bite u... unless its infected with covid-19 lololol just kidding. seriously tho, whats the diff b/w them & regular monkeys? i mean, tulane uni claims the ones released rnt infectious & thats prob true... πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ but isnt it still a bad idea 2 let wild monkeys out on the loose? 😐
 
Ugh I'm getting flashbacks to that time in 2003 when lab monkeys escaped from a facility in California... 🀣 I remember watching it on TV and thinking "what's the world coming to?" Anyway, this thing with the lab monkeys in Mississippi is super concerning. I mean, what if one of them gets bitten or scratched by someone? We gotta think about the people who are gonna get infected... I'm trying not to freak out too much but these animals were carrying some nasty diseases... it's just another reason why we need better lab safety protocols πŸš¨πŸ’‰
 
Ugh, great, just what we need – lab monkeys causing chaos on I-59 πŸ™„. Like, who lets a truck full of potentially diseased primates loose in the middle of nowhere? Tulane University's spokesperson seems to think they're not infectious, but let's be real, it's not like they can get a medical degree over the internet πŸ’β€β™€οΈ. I mean, if they're already infected with hepatitis C and Covid-19, what's the worst that could happen? πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ

And now we have to worry about this one rogue monkey causing trouble on the loose πŸ’. Like, can't it just stay in its enclosure like a normal animal or something? I'm not exactly thrilled about exercising caution and reporting any sightings to authorities... but hey, better safe than sorry, right? πŸ˜’
 
omg this is crazy what if that last one escapes and causes some real damage 🀯 and i'm still like where was hepatitis C in lab monkeys again lol didn't they think about the virus risks before transporting them?! anyway gotta give it to tulane for being proactive and sending experts to help out, kudos to 'em πŸ‘
 
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