Shelby Oaks review – junky Halloween horror delivers zero scares

Budget constraints couldn't hide the creative shortcomings of Shelby Oaks. The Halloween horror film, directed by YouTube critic Chris Stuckmann in his feature debut, promises much but delivers little. Despite a higher budget than its low-budget counterparts, the movie still feels unfinished and awkwardly assembled.

The film begins on shaky ground, relying too heavily on the found-footage genre that it probably should have left behind after its documentary-style intro fails to hook the viewer. Instead, Stuckmann attempts to transition into more cinematic storytelling, but this shift proves difficult to pull off without a smoother narrative thread.

The story follows Mia (Camille Sullivan), who embarks on an obsessive search for her missing sister Riley, joined by a group of online investigators known as the Paranormal Paranoids. The premise is reminiscent of several found-footage horror classics from the late 2000s, but it lacks the tension and urgency that these films were able to muster.

The pacing falters, with Mia's search feeling interminable and devoid of real emotional investment. The script riffs on various genre tropes, hoping to conjure a sense of familiarity without actually establishing any unique identity for itself. Stuckmann leans heavily into style over substance, often prioritizing clever references over coherent narrative.

In contrast to other YouTube creators like Curry Barker, who recently made a successful horror film with Obsession, Shelby Oaks feels woefully underprepared and disorganized. The result is a disjointed viewing experience that fails to scare or engage audiences.

The final act descends into incoherent chaos, leaving viewers wondering what exactly they've just witnessed. It's clear that Stuckmann hasn't yet found his footing as a feature filmmaker, relying too heavily on imitations of others rather than forging his own path.

Shelby Oaks is an embarrassment, even in the crowded and often diminished world of horror cinema. Despite its modest budget, it fails to deliver any real thrills or scares.
 
🤕 this movie is like watching a teenager try to make their own horror film without knowing how to put on makeup. stuckmann tries so hard to be cool but ends up being awkward and boring. the pacing is all over the place, it's like he's constantly switching gears 🔄. what's with the found-footage nonsense? couldn't he have come up with something original for once? 😒 anyway, if you want to watch a real horror film, just go look up obsession on youtube or something...
 
OMG, I just watched Shelby Oaks 🎃 and I'm still trying to process what happened 😅. The movie had so much potential with Chris Stuckmann at the helm, but honestly, it felt like a mess 🤯. I mean, who thought it was a good idea to start with found-footage and then try to switch to more cinematic storytelling? It's like they couldn't make up their minds 💭.

And don't even get me started on the pacing - Mia's search feels like it drags on forever 😴. The script tries to hit all these horror tropes, but it ends up feeling super predictable 🙄. I was expecting something more unique and terrifying, not just a lazy imitation of other horror movies 👻.

I'm really disappointed in Shelby Oaks. Chris Stuckmann needs some more experience under his belt before he can really deliver 🎥. It's like they're trying to be too clever instead of being genuine storytellers 💡. I'll stick to Curry Barker's Obsession, thanks! 😂
 
🤦‍♂️ I gotta say, Shelby Oaks sounds like a mess! 🎃 They got a bigger budget than usual, but still managed to feel rushed and disjointed. Found-footage horror can be done well, but they took the wrong approach here... 😴 I mean, Chris Stuckmann is known for his YouTube vids, not his filmmaking skills 🤦‍♂️. It's like they tried to cram too many ideas into one movie and ended up with a hot mess! 💥 The pacing was all over the place and the script just felt...off. I'm kinda disappointed that it didn't turn out better since it had some cool concepts going on 🤔. Guess you gotta be careful what you wish for when it comes to making your first feature film 😅.
 
😔 this movie sounds like such a letdown, i was expecting something really scary but it just feels so... unfinished. 😕 i get that the found-footage genre can be a bit played out, but maybe they should've taken some risks and tried something new instead of relying on old tropes. 🤷‍♀️ also, i feel bad for Chris Stuckmann, he seems like someone who's passionate about horror and just trying to make his mark... 🌟 maybe this is just a step back for him and not the end of his journey as a filmmaker? 💖
 
.. I don't know how much more found-footage horror we can take 😒. Chris Stuckmann seems like a talented guy, but this just didn't come together for me. A higher budget should've helped elevate the storytelling, but it just feels like he's trying too hard to be edgy instead of focusing on creating a solid narrative. The pacing is all over the place and Mia's search feels so drawn out... I was expecting more tension and scares, not just a bunch of weird stuff thrown at us. Curry Barker's Obsession is still fresh in my mind and it's like Shelby Oaks is trying to copy his style without putting in the effort. Needless to say, this one left me underwhelmed 🤷‍♂️.
 
I'm totally underwhelmed by Shelby Oaks 🤔🎃. I mean, come on, a higher budget shouldn't necessarily mean a better film, but in this case, it just feels like Chris Stuckmann is still finding his footing as a director. The pacing is so slow and the story is all over the place - I was expecting something more tense and scary, not this meh found-footage nonsense 🚫.

And don't even get me started on how Stuckmann tries to reference other horror films 📚... it's like he's trying too hard to be clever instead of actually making a unique film. I've seen better made by YouTube creators who haven't had the chance to make a big-budget horror flick yet, you know? Like Curry Barker's Obsession was a total game-changer for him and now Shelby Oaks just feels like a disappointment 🤕.

I'm gonna stick with my favorite indie horror films, they're way more satisfying than this mess 😴.
 
🤦‍♂️ I gotta say, another Halloween movie that's just a mess... Shelby Oaks tries to be some kinda found-footage horror film but ends up feeling like a lazy copycat. The pacing is whack and the characters are so underdeveloped 🤷‍♂️. And don't even get me started on how awkwardly it shifts between documentary style and actual storytelling 📹. I mean, what's the point of having a bigger budget if you're just gonna waste it on cheap thrills and shallow scares? 😴 The whole thing feels like a jumbled mess and I'm not impressed at all... 1/10 would not watch again 🚫
 
Ugh, I just saw Shelby Oaks and I'm still trying to scrub the bad taste outta my mouth 🤢 This thing was like watching a train wreck in slow motion – you know it's gonna end badly, but you can't look away 🚂👀 The found-footage genre is super played out already, what were they thinkin' with that documentary intro? And don't even get me started on the pacing – it feels like Mia's just wandering around forever without any real purpose or tension 💔

And seriously, Chris Stuckmann needs to work on his storytelling skills, dude 📝 I mean, I love a good genre riff as much as the next guy, but Shelby Oaks is all style and no substance 🎥👀 It's like he's tryin' too hard to be clever without actually puttin' in the effort 💪 And that final act? Forget about it – it's like they threw a bunch of horror tropes against the wall and hoped somethin' would stick 😂
 
omg u guys i just watched shelby oaks and i'm still tryna process how bad it was 😂😱 i mean i love chris stuckmann on youtube but this film is like a whole different story 🤦‍♂️ it's like he took all these horror tropes and just mashed them together without any thought to actually making it cohesive 🤯 and don't even get me started on the pacing it felt like they were trying to cram an entire movie into 90 mins ⏱️ i was literally checking my watch wondering when it would be over 🕰️ and the ending was like wow what just happened 😂👀
 
idk what's going on with this movie, felt like they took every bad found-footage horror trope and mashed them all together 🤯. i mean, i get that they're trying to pay homage but at some point u gotta make it ur own. also, camille sullivan looks way more interesting in her other stuff tbh 💁‍♀️
 
I was really hyped for Shelby Oaks, but now I'm so underwhelmed 🤔. Chris Stuckmann's try at directing a horror film is just a mess, you feel? It's like he took all the best parts of other movies and mashed them together without actually knowing what he's doing. And don't even get me started on that found-footage crap - it's so played out 🙄. The pacing was all over the place and Mia's search for her sister just dragged on forever. I mean, I love Camille Sullivan as an actress, but she deserved better than this script. It's like they took all the lazy genre tropes and made them into a whole movie. Overall, Shelby Oaks is just a waste of time and money 🚫. Can't wait for Chris to try again in the future... maybe then he'll figure it out 😅.
 
I'm so underwhelmed by Shelby Oaks 🤯🎃. I mean, you'd think with a bigger budget, they could've at least nailed the tone and pacing... but nope. It's like Chris Stuckmann is trying to be the next YouTube horror icon without putting in the work 💸. I'm not even mad about Curry Barker making that successful film, that just makes Shelby Oaks look even more lacking 😒. And don't even get me started on how disjointed it feels... I was half asleep during some parts 🛋️. If you're a horror fan, trust me and give Obsession a shot instead 👍
 
idk how chris stuckmann got a bigger budget than some actual filmmakers lol 🤔. this movie feels like he's just trying too hard to be edgy and hip on youtube instead of actually learning from the horror genre. found footage is so overdone, why did he keep it? 🙄. and what's with the online investigators, just a bunch of random people searching for their sister? not even compelling. 1st half was slow as molasses, i couldn't care less about mia or her search. script's all over the place, feels like a mess of tropes without any real payoff. 🚮
 
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