‘Teach kids internet bollocks, not my old rubbish,’ says Shakespeare: the Stephen Collins cartoon

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A renowned playwright has waded into the debate over children's digital literacy by advocating for a radical approach to online education. William Shakespeare is said to have quipped, "Teach kids internet bollocks, not my old rubbish," in a cartoon that has sparked a heated discussion among educators and technology experts.

The quote, which appears in a satirical image created by Stephen Collins, seems to suggest that instead of teaching children about the modern internet and its potential pitfalls, they should be focused on learning about the playwright's outdated works. This stance raises several concerns, particularly when considering the rapidly evolving digital landscape that children will inevitably encounter.

Proponents of this approach argue that children are being exposed to a barrage of misinformation and disinformation online, which can be detrimental to their mental health and well-being. By concentrating on Shakespeare's plays, they claim, kids would develop essential critical thinking skills – skills honed by analyzing the Bard's complex language, character development, and themes.

However, many experts argue that this approach is misguided, emphasizing the importance of teaching children basic online safety and digital literacy skills. These skills are essential for navigating the complexities of the internet, identifying trustworthy sources, and avoiding online harm.

The debate highlights the need for a more nuanced approach to online education. Rather than dismissing the value of Shakespeare's works or downplaying their relevance in modern times, educators should strive to integrate timeless literary classics with up-to-date digital literacy training.

By combining these two seemingly disparate areas of study, we can help children develop a deeper understanding of the world around them – one that acknowledges both the beauty and perils of the internet. Ultimately, this approach would enable kids to harness the power of technology while avoiding its pitfalls, giving them a stronger foundation for navigating an increasingly complex digital landscape.

Shakespeare's quote may be seen as tongue-in-cheek by some, but its underlying message – that children deserve better than outdated information – resonates deeply in today's online age.
 
🤯 I gotta disagree with this Shakespeare thing tho... I mean, have you seen the stats on digital literacy? 📊 60% of kids can't even identify credible sources online! 💻 We need to get them equipped with basic online safety skills ASAP. And what's up with this "critical thinking" argument? It's not that hard to spot fake news... just use fact-checking sites and trust your instincts, fam 🤓. Plus, Shakespeare's plays are still amazing, but they're not exactly the most relevant to modern life 😂. Let's focus on getting kids online literate, then we can get into the Bard later 📚💻
 
OMG, this is sooo lit! I'm all about mixing up the learning vibes 🤩. Teaching kids Shakespeare's plays while also giving them digital literacy skills? Genius, right?! 💡 It's like, why not give them a solid foundation in both the classics and the modern world? 🌎 Kids need to know how to navigate online drama (aka cyberbullying) AND still appreciate the iambic pentameter life 🤣. This approach is so on point – let's get those kids educated on how to be internet-savvy and still have a love for the Bard 😊!
 
I'm totally with the experts who think we should be focusing on teaching kids basic online safety and digital literacy skills 🤔. I mean, come on, we're living in a world where misinformation is rampant and cyberbullying is super prevalent. Can't imagine my niece or nephew navigating all that without some guidance from a grown-up 👵🏻👨‍🎓. It's not about downplaying the value of Shakespeare (I love his plays too!) but about giving kids the tools they need to be responsible online citizens 💻. We should definitely be teaching them how to spot a fake news article or identify a trustworthy source, and that includes learning about the Bard's works in context 📚. It's all about balance, right?
 
I mean, can you imagine if we just stuck to teaching kids old books and assuming they'll magically figure out how the internet works? 🤯 It's not about either/or, it's about finding a balance between preserving timeless classics like Shakespeare's works and teaching them how to navigate the online world safely. I think it's so cool that Stephen Collins created that satirical image – it really highlights the importance of critical thinking and media literacy. We need to make sure kids are equipped with the skills to critically evaluate information, both online and offline 📚💻. It's time for a more nuanced approach to online education that values both art and technology! 💡
 
I gotta say, this is gonna be a whole mess. Teaching kids about Shakespeare's plays instead of digital literacy? Are they outta their minds? I mean, what's next? Have 'em learn how to write sonnets by hand or something 🤣. It's just not practical, you know? Kids are already drowning in information online, and we're gonna send 'em on a wild goose chase learning about iambic pentameter instead of teaching them how to block spam comments or spot fake news... please 🙄.
 
I gotta say, I'm all about balance 🤔 when it comes to teaching kids about the internet. On one hand, we gotta make sure they know how to navigate online safety and avoid fake news 🚫. But on the other hand, who says we can't mix in some old-school literary love? 📚👏 I mean, think about it - learning about Shakespeare's plays is like a crash course in critical thinking 🤯. It's not just about memorizing lines or analyzing characters; it's about understanding human nature and the complexities of language 🗣️.

So why can't we mash up both worlds? Teach kids how to do their online homework, but also give 'em some Shakespeare to sink their teeth into 😊. That way, they'll be better equipped to tackle whatever the internet throws at 'em 💻. And who knows, maybe it'll even inspire a new generation of literary critics... or tech-savvy thespians 🎭👍
 
I'm so done with this debate 🙄. Can't we just focus on teaching kids how to critically evaluate the internet and avoid getting scammed? I mean, come on, we're not gonna outsource their education to Elizabethan theatre adaptations 😂. It's like saying "just read some old books and you'll be fine"... no thanks! What about all the tech-savviness they need to survive in this digital world? 🤯 Basic online safety skills aren't too much to ask, right?
 
I think this whole debate about teaching kids Shakespeare over internet literacy is a total misfire 🤦‍♂️. I mean, come on, do we really want to spend more time regurgitating old plays instead of learning how to critically evaluate the online world? 🙄 Not to mention, Shakespeare's works are totally out of context for modern kids – they're not exactly gonna be relating to iambic pentameter or whatever. And don't even get me started on the whole 'critical thinking' thing – I think we can safely say that analyzing a sonnet is not equivalent to navigating online trolls 🤯.
 
😔 I totally get why the satirical image was created... it's like, how can we blame kids for being spoon-fed bad info when they don't even know what good info is? 🤷‍♀️ At the same time, I'm all about teaching kids critical thinking skills and helping them navigate this crazy digital world. We need to strike a balance between keeping things timeless (like Shakespeare's works) and making sure we're not burying the lead on online safety. 💻 It's so easy for us to get caught up in nostalgia for the past, but kids deserve better – they deserve a foundation that will serve them well no matter what the future holds 🌟
 
I'm so with the kids need to learn about the internet 🤯 and not just Shakespeare's old plays lol. I mean don't get me wrong, classics are cool and all, but we can't keep ignoring the fact that kids are growing up online and it's a whole different ball game now 📊. We gotta teach them how to navigate this crazy digital world without getting lost in misinformation and whatnot 🤔. It's not just about teaching them critical thinking skills, it's also about keeping them safe online 😅.
 
lol what is wrong with these ppl? cant they think of a more effective way to keep kids safe online?? 🤷‍♀️ i mean we all know how hard it is for us adults to keep up w/ the latest tech trends, imagine having to teach kids about shakespeare's plays as if that's gonna prepare them 4 the real world... 🙄
 
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