This is how we do it: 'When his grandma heard us having sex, she asked if we'd been

When Zach's grandma caught them in the act, she asked if they'd been 'getting cozy' - not exactly the most romantic phrase.

Zach and Luna met on Halloween in a bar where she needed to put down her drink while vaping and he was waiting for a Hinge date that got cancelled because she knew the bartender. Things started off slow between them. Zach, who used to sleep around, waited patiently until Luna refused to have sex with him unless he'd had all his health checks done.

Their last relationship before this one was regimented. Now, their sex is spontaneous and creative. "I sometimes wear fluffy cat ears and crawl under Zach's desk while he's writing," Luna said. He strokes her and asks if she needs anything. It helps her feel safe.

They live with Zach's grandparents as carers for them. Their bedroom is a 1970s room that bangs against the wall when they have sex, so they move to the floor to avoid disturbing everyone downstairs. When his grandma heard Luna wearing fluffy cat ears, she said it looked like "a cute headband".

Zach has a high sex drive but it's decreased since caring for his grandparents. He can't relax after work and changing bandages is 'not exactly sexy'. But when they're in their room, they don't talk about medical issues.

When having sex, they hear the stairlift beeping or his grandma calling up to ask if they want to do the crossword. It pulls them out of the moment but there are perks - living together is cheap and they get to spend time with Zach's grandparents. This close proximity makes him appreciate life more, so he buys Luna flowers.
 
omg, these two are goals πŸ˜‚. who needs romance novels when you've got a 70s bedroom that creaks like an old wooden floor 🀣. i love how they're making the most of living with Zach's grandparents, it's like they're trying to win some kind of award for "most creative intimacy" πŸ’β€β™€οΈ. fluffy cat ears are everything, btw 🐈. and isn't it sweet that Zach is being super patient and understanding about Luna's boundaries? i mean, who wouldn't want a partner who waits patiently for sex after having all their health checks done πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ?
 
They're like two peas in a pod, but I think it's even sweeter that they've found love in this unique situation 🌹. Living together with his grandma can't be easy for Zach, especially after having to care for her and Luna. But what I love is how he's making the most of it - buying flowers for Luna, finding creative ways to make them feel safe during intimacy, like wearing fluffy cat ears πŸ€Έβ€β™€οΈ... It's amazing how they've turned this unconventional setup into something romantic and fun! πŸ’• They're proof that love can bloom in unexpected places.
 
I'm gonna say it, but a lot of people might disagree... I think it's kinda awesome that they're making their granny life work for them too! Like, who needs romantic getaways when you can have a partner who appreciates the little things, like a comfy bedroom and not disturbing everyone else in the house. And honestly, it sounds like Zach's grandma is pretty chill about it all - she doesn't even think Luna's fluffy cat ears are weird . It's all about compromise and finding what works for both of them.
 
I'm shipping these two already... who needs a fairy tale when you've got Zach and Luna making do in his grandma's basement πŸ˜‚πŸ‘€ The way they've taken this unconventional living situation and turned it into a game of "who can be the most adorable while having sex" is just too cute. And I gotta hand it to them, finding ways to spice up their sex life despite the banging walls and stairlift beeps is impressive. Plus, who needs personal space when you've got fluffy cat ears and grandma-approved snuggles? It's like they're saying, "We may not have a fancy bedroom, but we've got love and it feels no pain" πŸ’•πŸ˜‚
 
OMG, I'm so glad to see people finding love in weird places like bars πŸΊπŸ‘€! Zach and Luna's story is actually kinda sweet...I mean, who knew a cancelled Hinge date could lead to love? πŸ˜‚ But what really gets me is how much their relationship has changed since living together with his grandparents. I mean, can you imagine? πŸ’€ They're like two peas in a pod, except one pea's got fluffy cat ears 🐱 and the other's not 😜! It's amazing how caring for them has brought them closer together. And on a more serious note, it's heartwarming to see Zach prioritize Luna's feelings of safety and security during intimacy. πŸ’• I've gotta ask though...has anyone seen those grandma-approved fluffy cat ear headbands? πŸ˜‰
 
omg u guys can u believe how cute zach & luna r? their love story is like a rom com i'm not mad at all that zachs grandma is being extra about the fluffy cat ears lol but seriously they're just happy and in love. caring for her grandpa's must be tough on him but it seems like he's found someone who makes him feel more alive & appreciate life more too, that's lovely.
 
πŸ€” I'm loving how this couple is prioritizing emotional intimacy over a perfect bedroom setup πŸ πŸ’• Their grandma might not understand the whole fluffy cat ears thing πŸ˜‚ but it's all about creating a safe space for each other, right? It's so sweet that Zach takes care of his grandparents and Luna loves wearing silly things to help him relax. And let's be real, who wouldn't want to live with their significant other's fam and save on rent? πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ The fact that they can still have a romantic moment despite the occasional stairlift beep is just adorable ❀️
 
omg u guys i'm literally shipping these two its like they found their own little slice of heaven living w/ zach's grandparents 🀣 the 1970s room tho is just... something else! and can we talk about how cute it is that luna wears fluffy cat ears & crawls under zachs desk while he's writin? πŸ’β€β™€οΈπŸˆ but for real though, i love how they make their sex life work despite the grandma factor 🀣 like, its not all rainbows and butterflies but its so beautiful in its own way πŸ’•
 
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