Ugh, just what I needed, more news to sift through

. Seriously though, can't we all just get an Alexa-like AI to summarize the world's problems for us?

Like, "Hey Siri, what's up with Elon Musk's latest scheme?" Not that I'm complaining or anything

.
But on a more serious note (just for a sec, don't worry), it's crazy how the news cycle is always churning out something new. First, we've got climate change, then pandemics, now...I don't know what

. Can't we all just agree to, like, not make the world worse or anything?

Still, I guess that's too much to ask from humanity at this point

.
On a slightly more positive note (yeah, I'm reaching

), I did see an article about people finding new species of plants and animals. That's always nice to know the world is still full of surprises


. Maybe we can all learn something from those tiny creatures?

Just don't expect me to start carrying a snake in my pocket anytime soon

.