Trump is battling the ravages of Time – in more ways than one | Dave Schilling

"Time's a-Wastin': Trump's War on His Own Ego"

The age-old adage 'you are what you show to the world' couldn't be truer for Donald Trump, who seems to have lost touch with reality. The latest salvo in his ego battle is none other than Time magazine, which saw fit to put him on the cover in tribute to his efforts to broker peace in Gaza. The headline 'His Triumph' should have been a warm and fuzzy feeling for Mr Trump, but instead it's just another chance for him to vent about how the world has wronged him.

The cover photo, shot from underneath, shows Trump's signature metallic yellow hair looking more like a wispy halo than a majestic mane. It's a cruel twist of fate that the very magazine meant to celebrate his achievements has managed to humiliate him with a picture that reduces him to a mere mortal - or at least one with a receding hairline.

Trump took to Truth Social to air his grievances, claiming that Time 'disappeared' his hair and left him with a 'floating crown'. It's hard to see what he's trying to say here, but it seems clear that he's struggling to come to terms with the fact that time is indeed wasting on him. The man is nearly 80, and his ego needs some serious attention.

The irony isn't lost on anyone: a pill to regrow hair from Nutrafol caught Trump's eye, and what better endorsement could there be for this dubious product than from the most bald-faced guy in the world? It's a cynical marketing ploy that even the most gullible of Americans would see through - but hey, desperation sells, right?

The American public has had enough of Trump's antics; it's time to focus on what really matters: getting a decent night's sleep without being woken up by his Twitter tantrums. Maybe when we're 80 and our hairlines have retreated to the outer reaches of our foreheads, we'll be able to appreciate the beauty in baldness - but until then, let's just enjoy the show.

The article can also be titled: "A Hair-Raising Experience for Trump", "Lost in the Reflections", or simply "Time is Running Out on Trump".

so trump's ego is still blowing up like a balloon . did u know that 72% of americans think he's out of touch with reality ? and honestly, who wouldn't want to take down an ego the size of el capitan ️? anywayz, here are some crazy hair stats: 85% of men aged 50+ lose their hair in the first 3 years after age 40 , and nutrafol's sales went up by 300% last quarter . meanwhile, trump's tweets get an average of 12k engagement per post , but that's still less than a single tweet from obama in his prime . btw, have u seen the latest polls? trumps approval ratings are lower than ever - down to 29%

omg I'm literally dying over this one! the timing of time magazine putting trump on the cover is EVERYTHING, tbh and can you even imagine his hair being 'disappeared' by the photo shoot? like what's next, him thinking he's still got that magical golden touch ? as for nutrafol , i mean, who needs endorsements from a 79-year-old balding ex prez when you've got actual science backing it up?! anyway, trump's ego is literally wasting away like his hairline, and we're all just over here enjoying the spectacle

I'm not surprised he's getting roasted over this Time mag cover . Did you see that Time mag has been around since 1923 and they've got a ton of pics of him on their archive ? Trump's ego is literally the only thing still going strong at 80 yrs old . I mean, the man's got some serious cognitive decline issues . His Twitter following is actually decreasing, btw . The latest stat: 1 in 5 Americans say they're tired of his antics . What's next? Advertisers pulling out on Truth Social?

can you believe this guy? it's like he thinks time is still 2008 and everyone's still talking about his fake tan and that ridiculous hairpiece i mean what's next, him trying to cling to power by claiming the moon landings were faked again? meanwhile we have actual issues in the world that need attention, not just trump's ego trip

I think it's kinda sad that Trump's ego has become a running joke. He was supposed to be promoting peace, but instead he's just mad about how Time presented him. It's like, come on, dude, you're 80 years old and still trying to fight with everyone.

I mean, I get it, people can take things the wrong way, but this is just ridiculous. The picture was meant to be a lighthearted tribute, not a personal attack. And by the way, who thought it was a good idea to put a product that might help him grow hair on the cover? It's like they're saying "Hey, Trump, we've got just what you need to regain your dignity!"

I wish he could focus on something positive for once. We're not getting any younger, and it's time for someone to step up and show some class. Maybe if he spent more time promoting unity than drama, the world would take him seriously.

lolol, 80 and still going strong (or so he thinks) , gotta love how desperate he's getting - trying to sell Nutrafol like it's the fountain of youth . Meanwhile, we're over here like "dude, your hairline is doing just fine, no need for a fancy supplement" . Time magazine putting him on the cover should be an honor, but instead he's making it about his receding hairline... priorities, Mr Trump? .

OMG u guyz lol @ trump 4 real tho his ego has been a mess since day 1 i mean whatevs Time did 2 him but lowkey its kinda funny pic of him wit that recedin hairline lol. dont get me wrong he's still all over the place but who cares rite? and tbh nutrafol pill is like the most cringeworthy marketing move eva his ego needs to chill out 4 real i mean its time 2 focus on nothin else but gettin some shut eye w/o tweetin at 3 am lol

I mean, come on , this guy is 80 and still trying to prove himself? It's like he's stuck in some kind of ego loop where he just can't help but believe that everyone else sees him as the most amazing person ever . Newsflash, Donald: Time magazine putting you on the cover doesn't necessarily mean they're giving you a seal of approval... it might just be because they needed someone to fill a page . And honestly, that hair pic is kinda funny - I mean, who expects Trump's signature 'do to look like a wispy halo?