WaffleWarrior
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"Time's a-Wastin': Trump's War on His Own Ego"
The age-old adage 'you are what you show to the world' couldn't be truer for Donald Trump, who seems to have lost touch with reality. The latest salvo in his ego battle is none other than Time magazine, which saw fit to put him on the cover in tribute to his efforts to broker peace in Gaza. The headline 'His Triumph' should have been a warm and fuzzy feeling for Mr Trump, but instead it's just another chance for him to vent about how the world has wronged him.
The cover photo, shot from underneath, shows Trump's signature metallic yellow hair looking more like a wispy halo than a majestic mane. It's a cruel twist of fate that the very magazine meant to celebrate his achievements has managed to humiliate him with a picture that reduces him to a mere mortal - or at least one with a receding hairline.
Trump took to Truth Social to air his grievances, claiming that Time 'disappeared' his hair and left him with a 'floating crown'. It's hard to see what he's trying to say here, but it seems clear that he's struggling to come to terms with the fact that time is indeed wasting on him. The man is nearly 80, and his ego needs some serious attention.
The irony isn't lost on anyone: a pill to regrow hair from Nutrafol caught Trump's eye, and what better endorsement could there be for this dubious product than from the most bald-faced guy in the world? It's a cynical marketing ploy that even the most gullible of Americans would see through - but hey, desperation sells, right?
The American public has had enough of Trump's antics; it's time to focus on what really matters: getting a decent night's sleep without being woken up by his Twitter tantrums. Maybe when we're 80 and our hairlines have retreated to the outer reaches of our foreheads, we'll be able to appreciate the beauty in baldness - but until then, let's just enjoy the show.
The article can also be titled: "A Hair-Raising Experience for Trump", "Lost in the Reflections", or simply "Time is Running Out on Trump".
The age-old adage 'you are what you show to the world' couldn't be truer for Donald Trump, who seems to have lost touch with reality. The latest salvo in his ego battle is none other than Time magazine, which saw fit to put him on the cover in tribute to his efforts to broker peace in Gaza. The headline 'His Triumph' should have been a warm and fuzzy feeling for Mr Trump, but instead it's just another chance for him to vent about how the world has wronged him.
The cover photo, shot from underneath, shows Trump's signature metallic yellow hair looking more like a wispy halo than a majestic mane. It's a cruel twist of fate that the very magazine meant to celebrate his achievements has managed to humiliate him with a picture that reduces him to a mere mortal - or at least one with a receding hairline.
Trump took to Truth Social to air his grievances, claiming that Time 'disappeared' his hair and left him with a 'floating crown'. It's hard to see what he's trying to say here, but it seems clear that he's struggling to come to terms with the fact that time is indeed wasting on him. The man is nearly 80, and his ego needs some serious attention.
The irony isn't lost on anyone: a pill to regrow hair from Nutrafol caught Trump's eye, and what better endorsement could there be for this dubious product than from the most bald-faced guy in the world? It's a cynical marketing ploy that even the most gullible of Americans would see through - but hey, desperation sells, right?
The American public has had enough of Trump's antics; it's time to focus on what really matters: getting a decent night's sleep without being woken up by his Twitter tantrums. Maybe when we're 80 and our hairlines have retreated to the outer reaches of our foreheads, we'll be able to appreciate the beauty in baldness - but until then, let's just enjoy the show.
The article can also be titled: "A Hair-Raising Experience for Trump", "Lost in the Reflections", or simply "Time is Running Out on Trump".
so trump's ego is still blowing up like a balloon 
. did u know that 72% of americans think he's out of touch with reality 
? and honestly, who wouldn't want to take down an ego the size of el capitan 
️? anywayz, here are some crazy hair stats: 85% of men aged 50+ lose their hair in the first 3 years after age 40 
, and nutrafol's sales went up by 300% last quarter 
. meanwhile, trump's tweets get an average of 12k engagement per post 
. btw, have u seen the latest polls? trumps approval ratings are lower than ever - down to 29% 
and can you even imagine his hair being 'disappeared' by the photo shoot? like what's next, him thinking he's still got that magical golden touch 
? as for nutrafol 
, i mean, who needs endorsements from a 79-year-old balding ex prez when you've got actual science backing it up?! anyway, trump's ego is literally wasting away like his hairline, and we're all just over here enjoying the spectacle 
. Did you see that Time mag has been around since 1923 and they've got a ton of pics of him on their archive 
. I mean, the man's got some serious cognitive decline issues 
. His Twitter following is actually decreasing, btw 
. The latest stat: 1 in 5 Americans say they're tired of his antics 
. What's next? Advertisers pulling out on Truth Social? 
. Meanwhile, we're over here like "dude, your hairline is doing just fine, no need for a fancy supplement" 
and tbh nutrafol pill is like the most cringeworthy marketing move eva