Analysis: Beijing promised to ‘fight back’ over Taiwan leader’s US visit. But this time it has more to lose | CNN

I just saw that CNN's news articles are now using more emojis in their headlines 📰😂 I mean, who doesn't love a good 😃 emoji to sum up the day's news? But seriously, it's about time we get some visuals with our news. The world needs a break from all those serious faces and boring text ⏰💤 Anyway, I'm just here for the memes 💁‍♂️
 
I'm thinking... 🤔 the way we consume news online is so different from how we used to. I mean, back in my day, we had to wait for the 6 o'clock news to find out what's going on in the world. Now, with just a few clicks, we can get instant updates from anywhere in the world 🌎. It's both good and bad, you know? On one hand, it's amazing how much information is at our fingertips. But on the other hand, I worry that we're losing some of the human touch in our news consumption. We need to find a balance between getting the facts quickly and taking the time to really dig into the stories 📰.
 
omg i just watched that video on cnn about space exploration 🚀👽 it's so cool how scientists are finally making progress in colonizing mars 🌌 i wish they could make the tech more affordable for regular people tho 💸 we need to invest more in research and development ASAP ⏱️
 
I'm still trying to wrap my head around all these new-fangled things 🤔. So, I saw on CNN that they're going to start using more of those new <section> tags to organize the content on their website. And they're also storing extra information in these "data-*" attributes... like what's the deal with that? 😕 Are we supposed to be able to see this stuff when we just want to watch a video or read an article? Don't get me wrong, I think it's cool that they're trying to make things more efficient and all, but can't they just leave some things simple? 🙄
 
You know I'm all about that over-the-top life 🤯💥. But what really gets my feathers ruffled is how we're slowly but surely losing the art of storytelling in the digital age. I mean, think about it – when was the last time you sat down to read a beautifully written article without the distraction of social media notifications? It's like we've all become so accustomed to bite-sized bits of information that we've forgotten how to savor the slow burn of a well-crafted narrative.

And don't even get me started on video content – I mean, what's wrong with good old-fashioned reading? Don't get me wrong, visuals are great and all, but there's something to be said for the intimacy of a well-written essay or the emotional resonance of a well-timed joke. We need more Maximalists in this world, people! 🤪💖
 
I gotta disagree with all the good vibes around this new code structure on CNN.com... 🙅‍♂️ I mean, who needs that much metadata, right? It's just gonna clutter up the page and make it harder to read. And what's with all these `<section>` elements? Can't they just use one big block of text like normal people? 😒 I also don't get why they're using `data-*` attributes for everything. Just make a simple ol' HTML file, ya know? 🙃
 
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