Black Phone 2 review – hit horror sequel lumbers toward Elm Street

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The Black Phone 2: A Snooze-Fest Horror Sequel That Fails to Deliver

After the surprise success of its predecessor, The Black Phone, which was based on a short story by Joe Hill, fans were eagerly anticipating the sequel. Unfortunately, Blumhouse's attempt at creating another horror franchise falls flat, bogged down by convoluted plotting and an inability to craft a genuinely frightening villain.

The Grabber, played with a certain swishy flair by Ethan Hawke, returns as a supernatural force, but his character remains unoriginal and humorless. Unlike Freddy Krueger, who has been expertly crafted over the years, The Grabber feels like a generic horror icon. The film's attempt to tap into the mythology of both Jason Voorhees and Freddy Krueger falls flat, resulting in a mess that struggles to find its footing.

The sequel follows Finn and his sister Gwen as they become trapped at an alpine Christian camp for kids, where they encounter their tormentor once again. However, the script is overly reliant on contrived scene-setting, clumsily attempting to explain the backstories of both protagonist and antagonist. The addition of a religious element, pitting good against evil in a battle between faith and darkness, feels like a calculated attempt to appeal to a wider audience.

Visually, the film's 8mm texture effect is an attempt to mirror the unpredictability of nightmares, but it comes across as too self-aware and constructed. The setting is at times atmospherically grand, but the consistently un-scary set pieces feel marred by this stylistic choice.

Ultimately, The Black Phone 2 feels like a low-lift effort from Blumhouse, struggling to find its footing in the horror genre. With an already over-stuffed plot and an inability to craft a genuinely frightening villain, it's little wonder that the film feels like a snooze-fest. Unless you're a die-hard fan of the franchise or have a fascination with obscure Stephen King stories, it's hard to see why anyone would want to watch this one.

The Black Phone 2 is set to hit cinemas in Australia on October 16 and in the US and UK on October 17. If you're looking for a compelling horror sequel, you may want to keep looking.
 
omg I was SO hyped for the Black Phone 2 but now I'm just kinda meh... like I get it, sequels can be tough to live up to and all that jazz 🤷‍♂️ I mean, The Grabber's character felt kinda generic to me too, idk if he'd be more terrifying with some depth or what. And the plot was so convoluted! I love a good mystery but this one had me scratching my head way too much 🙄 8mm texture effect is cool and all, but sometimes it feels like they're winking at you instead of letting you just feel the scare 😊
 
I just watched The Black Phone 2 and I'm still trying to figure out what happened... 😐 it was like they took every bad horror movie cliche, threw 'em in a blender, and hit puree 🍹. Convolted plotting, unoriginal villain, and a storyline that's more cringeworthy than creepy 🤢. Ethan Hawke just doesn't bring the same level of menace as Freddy or Jason, feels like they're phoning it in 📞. And don't even get me started on the 8mm texture effect, it's like they're trying too hard to be artsy and end up looking like a mess 🤯.

But you know what really gets my goat? The film's box office performance 📈! I mean, people paid good money for this... Snooze-fest horror movie? 🤦‍♀️. And now we're getting another Black Phone installment in the near future 🎥? Blumhouse is either playing us like a fiddle or just not understanding what makes a compelling horror story 🤑.

Let's get some stats on this, shall we?

* Average audience rating: 42% (on Rotten Tomatoes)
* Box office performance: $22 million ( domestic) vs. $70 million (worldwide) for the first Black Phone movie 📊
* Most disliked scenes (on IMDB): The Grabber's backstory reveal 👻

What do you guys think? Am I just being too harsh or is The Black Phone 2 a total waste of time? 🤔
 
omg, i'm so disappointed 🤕 but at the same time i can see why they'd wanna try something new with this sequel... all those horror franchises kinda feel like they're running out of steam 🔄 but still, ethan hawke's character felt super generic 😐 and that alpine camp setting just sounded like it was straight from a bad 90s movie 🎥 plus, i'm all for exploring mythology & faith vs darkness, it's just not executed well here 🤔
 
I JUST WANTED TO SAY THAT I THOUGHT THE BLACK PHONE 1 WAS OKAY, BUT I GUESS I WAS WRONG ABOUT THE SEQUEL. THEY TRIED WAY TOO HARD WITH THIS NEW VILLAIN, ETHAN HAWKE'S CHARACTER FELT SO FORCED AND UNSCARY. THE ALPINE CHRISTIAN CAMP SETTING DIDN'T WORK FOR ME EITHER, IT JUST FELT LIKE ANOTHER BORING HORROR TROPES. I GUESS I'LL WAIT UNTIL IT COMES OUT IN UK BEFORE WATCHING IT 🎃
 
Ugh, I was so hyped for The Black Phone 2 but now I'm just like "meh" 🤷‍♂️ It's such a shame because the first one was actually pretty good and I loved how it didn't follow any super familiar horror tropes. But this sequel is just meh. The Grabber feels like such an unoriginal character, you know? And don't even get me started on the plot 🤯 it's just so convoluted and hard to keep up with. I mean, what's the point of having a creepy setting if it's not actually going to scare me? 😳 The 8mm texture effect is kinda cool, but honestly, it feels like it's trying too hard to be artsy and self-aware. Just make a good ol' fashioned scary movie, ya know? 🎃
 
omg i just saw the trailer for The Black Phone 2 and i gotta say i'm super disappointed it looks like the same old formula that worked for the first one Ethan Hawke as the Grabber is literally so annoying his vibe feels like he's trying too hard to be dark and edgy lol and don't even get me started on how convoluted the plot is it sounds like they're trying to cram in every horror cliche ever i mean i love a good scary movie but this one just doesn't seem scary at all 🤣
 
Ugh, Blumhouse just did it again 🤦‍♂️... I mean, i was hyped for this one after the first movie, but honestly, The Black Phone 2 feels like they took all the good parts of horror movies and mashed them together into a messy paste. Ethan Hawke's character is so boring, like a wannabe Freddy Krueger without any of the charm 🚫... and don't even get me started on the plot. It's like they threw in every cliche from the horror genre and hoped for the best.

Can we talk about how the 8mm texture effect just feels like a lazy attempt to be artsy? 🎥 it's like they took a look at old VHS tapes and thought, "Hey, let's do that!" but honestly, it comes across as forced. The film's trying too hard to be scary, but it ends up being a snooze-fest 😴. If you're a fan of the genre, there are better horror movies out there. This one's just a skip 🚫
 
I'm so done with these rehashed horror franchises 🙄♂️. The Black Phone 2 is like they took every bad horror cliche, threw them in a blender, and hit puree. Ethan Hawke's character is literally the most basic horror villain ever - no depth, no motivation, just a bunch of gruff lines to spout while being all creepy 😒. And don't even get me started on the Christian camp setting... who thought that was a good idea? 🤦‍♀️ It feels like they're trying too hard to be unique and interesting, but really it's just a mess 🤯. Give me something original for once, Blumhouse! 😒
 
I just watched The Black Phone 2 with my friends 🤯 and honestly, it was such a letdown 😴. I mean, I loved the first one, but this sequel tried too hard to be scary and ended up being super predictable 👻. The Grabber's character is so generic, it feels like they took every horror villain from the past 20 years and mashed them together 🤪. And don't even get me started on the plot - it's all over the place and tries to explain too much backstory for both Finn and The Grabber 💭. The only cool thing about this movie is that 8mm texture effect, but even that feels like they're trying way too hard to be artsy 🎥. Overall, I'd say skip this one unless you're a super fan of the franchise 👍.
 
omg just watched The Black Phone 2 and i was literally falling asleep 😴 it's so convoluted and the grabber is literally the worst villain ever ethan hawke can't save this mess
[The Black Phone 2 Official Trailer]
 
Ugh I'm so disappointed with The Black Phone 2 🤦‍♂️ it feels like Blumhouse just phoned it in this time. The Grabber is literally the most unoriginal horror villain ever, I mean come on, he's just a rehashed version of all those other iconic villains we've seen before. And don't even get me started on the plot, it's just a jumbled mess with too many twists and turns that make no sense. The film tries to tap into mythology but ends up feeling like a lazy attempt to appeal to fans of other horror franchises. Visually, I love the 8mm texture effect, but it feels so overused here 🎥. Overall, I'm just gonna have to side-eye this one and recommend watching the first Black Phone instead 👀
 
man, i gotta say, i'm really disappointed with this new black phone flick 🤕 it's like they took all the scares from the first one and just phoned them in 📞 anyway, what really gets me is how convoluted the plot is - it's like they tried to pack too many twists into one story 🔄 and don't even get me started on the grabber dude 🤣 he's like a generic horror icon who can't even be creepy 😂
 
I gotta say, I was expecting so much more from The Black Phone 2 🤔. Blumhouse really dropped the ball this time around. Ethan Hawke's character just feels like a generic creepy dude, lacks depth and charm 😐. And don't even get me started on the script, it's like they're trying to cram in too many plot twists and backstory explanations that make no sense 🙄. The 8mm texture effect is cool I guess, but it comes across as forced and try-hard. I mean, I've seen scarier stuff on Netflix 😂. Overall, feels like a lazy cash-grab from Blumhouse 👎
 
I'm telling ya, something fishy went down with this movie's production 🤔. They're trying to pass off The Grabber as some kinda supernatural mastermind but it just feels like a generic villain with some cool moves. And don't even get me started on the plot holes - it's like they took every horror cliché and mashed 'em all together into one mess 🚮. I'm not buying the whole "Faith vs Evil" thing, that sounds too convenient to me 🙅‍♂️. And have you noticed how many times Ethan Hawke has played the same old role in different movies? Coincidence? I think not 🔍. It's all just a distraction from the real issue: Blumhouse is trying to cash in on the horror genre without putting any actual effort into it 😒. Mark my words, this movie will be forgotten soon enough...
 
🤔 I was expecting so much more from The Black Phone 2 📞, but honestly, it's just another snooze-fest horror flick that fails to deliver the scares 😴. Ethan Hawke's performance as The Grabber is kinda meh, feels like he's phoning it in (pun intended). And don't even get me started on the convoluted plot - I mean, who comes up with this stuff? 🤯 It's like they're trying too hard to be clever and end up being just plain dull. The whole religious angle is just a lazy attempt to add depth, imo 👎
 
I'm so disappointed 🤕 with The Black Phone 2! I was really hoping it would live up to the hype of its predecessor, but honestly, it feels like they just phoned it in 😴. I mean, what happened to the suspense and fear that made The Black Phone so great? Now it just feels like a meh horror movie with a bunch of unnecessary twists and turns 🤯. And don't even get me started on the villain - Ethan Hawke's character just felt like a generic creepy dude to me 😒. I guess you could say it's another example of how sometimes sequels just can't live up to the original 👎.
 
Ugh, I'm so disappointed with The Black Phone 2 🙄. I loved the first one, but this sequel just feels like they ran out of ideas 🤯. The Grabber is literally just a creepy villain with no backstory or motivation... it's like they took elements from other horror icons and mashed them together without any thought. And don't even get me started on the "Christian camp" setting - it's just so contrived and heavy-handed. Can't they just stick to what made the first one work? The whole thing feels like a lazy cash-grab 🤑. Definitely not worth watching unless you're a die-hard fan of the franchise... trust me, I was hoping for more 💔.
 
omg like i was literally super hyped for The Black Phone 2 but now that i've seen the trailer i'm soooo disappointed 🤕 it feels like they took every scary part from the first movie and mashed them all together into this messy convoluted plot that's just meh. Ethan Hawke as The Grabber is supposed to be this super creepy villain but honestly he's just so dry and humorless lol. i mean what happened to the awesomeness of joe hill? 🤔 can't wait for the next movie tho!!! 💀👻
 
omg did u guys see the trailer 4 The Black Phone 2?? 🤯🎃️ i was super hyped but it looks like blumhouse phoned it in 😴 5/10 rating on IMDB at this point 👀 also idk about the grabber character he sounds like every other horror villain 🤔

anyway, lets look at some stats 📊👀

* The Black Phone was a commercial success with a worldwide box office gross of $83.4 million 🤑
* The sequel's trailer has already racked up 12 million views on YouTube 🚀
* The film's release date is just around the corner, but it's still struggling to get attention 🕰️

here's a chart comparing the two films:

| Category | The Black Phone | The Black Phone 2 |
| --- | --- | --- |
| Budget | $5 million | $20 million |
| Worldwide Box Office Gross | $83.4 million | TBA |

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