France needs its own No Kings day to protect its most valuable treasure | Patrick Boucheron and Pierre Singaravélou

omg lol france is literally being used as a prop for some far right drama 🤯 the crown jewels are just old rich ppl's stuff like who cares lol? but seriously, it's time for france to get its priorities straight and stop worshipping at the altar of monarchism 👑 macron needs to chill on the quasi-monarchy vibes and focus on not screwing over his citizens' rights 🤦‍♂️ this whole thing just smells like a power grab and some folks are too invested in that drama 💁‍♀️ what france really needs is a good ol fashioned "no kings day" celebration 🎉 where we can all come together and celebrate being french without the royal family vibes 👍
 
I'm low-key obsessed with this whole situation 😂. I mean, come on, those "crown jewels" aren't even part of the national patrimony? It's all about the ruling elite's contradictions and their love for traditional values without actually doing anything to preserve them 🤷‍♂️. And let's not forget that they're trying to whip up a false nostalgia for the past while ignoring France's democratic roots 💸.

I think it's time we shift our focus from the royal family's old stuff to building a new national narrative – one that's all about equality, democracy, and civil society 🎉. Macron might be a bit of a power player, but let's not forget that he's not above criticism either 👊. We need more "No Kings day" vibes, you know? Time to put our values first and take back control 💪.
 
I'm telling ya, something fishy is going on with this crown jewels drama 🤔. First off, why do we need a whole new national narrative just 'cause some thieves broke into the Louvre? It's not like they actually stole somethin' that's really valuable - it was all just a bunch of old stuff 💎. And what's up with the liste civile, anyway? It sounds like some fancy-schmancy way to keep track of rich people's personal property 🤑.

And let's get real, France has a history of colonialism and authoritarianism 🤦‍♂️. The crown jewels are basically a symbol of that problematic past. Why are we still celebratin' 'em? It's time to move on from all that old-school stuff and focus on buildin' a better future for everyone ⏰.

I'm not buyin' into the whole Macron-is-a-monarch-in-waiting vibe 🙅‍♂️. That image of him standin' alone at the Louvre Pyramid? It's just a photo op, fam 📸. The real issue is that he's willin' to undermine democracy and equality for his own power grab 💔.

We need to take back our country from those who want to tear it down and build somethin' new and better 🌟. Let's make "No Kings day" a thing and celebrate our values of freedom, justice, and equality 🔥.
 
France is literally going through a major identity crisis 🤯, like when your BFF tries to convince you they're still into that one brand of music from 5 years ago 🎶. The truth is, those "crown jewels" were never even about France's history, but more about how the rich and powerful got richer 💎. It's like, Macron thinks he can just sweep his authoritarian tendencies under the rug, but we're not buying it (no pun intended) 😒. We need a reality check, France - you can't have your cake and democratic values too 🍰👊
 
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