‘His teeth flew out of his mouth and landed in my spaghetti’: 10 first date horror stories

A night to remember - or try to forget? For some, it's the ultimate disaster date.

For Geoff from Georgia, his evening took an unexpected turn when he shared a romantic kiss with his date only for a bird to fly into the wall above them and land dead in their faces. Needless to say, this wasn't the start of anything special.

Arizona artist Cristine has had her fair share of dating disasters, but one particular incident still makes her cringe - a guy's partial denture flew out of his mouth while they were on lunch date in the 90s, landing perfectly in her spaghetti. To make matters worse, he simply picked up his teeth and continued talking.

David from California thought he had found love after going for a bike ride with a girl in San Francisco. However, things took an unexpected turn when a truck suddenly appeared out of nowhere, running over both his legs and midsection. The date ended abruptly, but thankfully, David survived the ordeal, albeit with some broken bones.

For Allison from Georgia, a planned bike ride turned into a nightmare when her date suggested they go on a hike despite her being on crutches after surgery. Her leg slipped out from under her during the hike, and she landed hard on the ground. As if that wasn't bad enough, he then proceeded to take a photo of the monument without even checking in with her first.

In another bizarre incident, John from California was driving haphazardly through Wichita traffic when his date freaked out at him for going the wrong way on a one-way ramp. Talk about a red flag.

Jennifer from Maine thought she had dodged a bullet after a date that started off awkward - her partner showed up wearing boxer shorts despite it being a hot day and the cafe's AC was broken. To make matters worse, he spent 15 minutes bragging about his wealth and athletic prowess before berating her for having too high an opinion of herself.

On a more serious note, Aliyaa from Michigan thought she had found love through a matrimonial website - until her date started berating her about her profile, saying it made him think she was "terribly average".

In an even more unfortunate turn of events, Rick from Illinois brought wine to a dinner party full of recovering alcoholics. When he offered to pick up his date for brunch the next day, he also dropped a bombshell - their original plan had been to go out at that very same bar where they were currently having dinner.

Finally, Kimberly from Arizona thought she had used all her escape plans when she met someone who downed two drinks in 30 minutes while she was on only one. But just as things couldn't get any worse, he started complaining about various ethnic groups and snapping his fingers at the bartender to call him over.
 
omg can u believe these dating stories? like i feel for them all 😂 but idk what's more cringeworthy - the weird dates or the fact that some people really do think they're above reproach after being a jerk on their first date 🙄 david's bike ride mishap is pretty wild though, glad he survived tho 💪 meanwhile, who brings wine to an rehab dinner party? rick needs to work on his people skills 🤦‍♂️ and lastly, if ur gonna drink 2 shots in 30 mins, at least have the decency to be consistent about it 😂
 
🤯 this is crazy! can u believe these people's dating disasters? like, what r they even doing on dates if a bird flying into their faces or someone's denture falling out is gonna be a dealbreaker? 😂 or worse, why take a date to a bar where ur partner wanna go after u were supposed to be getting brunch the next day? sounds like some people just want 2 play hard 2 get. 🤷‍♂️
 
omg u can't make this stuff up 🤣 these dates are like something out of a bad movie lol david's bike date turned into a horror story 😂 and john's driving skills were straight up awful 🚗💨 jennifer's date was literally the ultimate buzzkill - no ac, boxer shorts, and he brags about himself for 15 mins? what a total creep 👀 meanwhile, kimberly found someone who can down two drinks in like 30 secs while she's on just one? girl bye 🚫
 
🤯 I mean, can you even imagine having a date that's literally full of cringe-worthy moments? It's like they say, "when life gives you lemons, make lemonade"... but in this case, it's more like when life gives you weird dates 🍋. I think what's wild is how some people just seem to have a knack for finding the worst possible scenarios. Like, poor Cristine with that denture incident - talk about an instant icebreaker 💁‍♀️. And David, seriously, who takes a bike ride and then gets ran over by a truck? 😱 It's like they say, "you can't make this stuff up"... but someone has to document these crazy stories, right? 📰
 
I gotta say, these dating disaster stories are straight outta nightmare 😱🙅‍♂️! Like, what's gonna be next? Someone getting swept off their feet by a zombie apocalypse or something 🧟‍♂️?

But seriously, some of these stories are just wild. I mean, Cristine's spaghetti incident? That's just gross 🤢, and poor David with those truck injuries 🚨. Allison's hike mishap? Yeah, that one stings 🏔️.

I'm not sure what's more cringeworthy – the dates themselves or the audacity of some of these guys 💁‍♂️. Like, Rick bringing wine to an AA meeting? That's just a major red flag 🚫. And don't even get me started on John's haphazard driving skills 😵.

These stories are like a warning sign: watch out for those deal-breakers! 👀
 
I feel bad for these people... it's like they're magnets for disaster dates 😳. I think it's funny how some of their stories sound like they were pulled straight out of a bad sitcom 📺. You can't help but wonder what other crazy things went on in those guys' lives before they met their, ahem, 'special' dates.

I mean, who gets that lucky (or unlucky, I guess)? 😂 Either way, it's pretty entertaining to read about these hilarious mishaps.
 
omg these dating disaster stories are giving me the shudders 🤣 i mean what is wrong with ppl? it's like they think being in a relationship is all about avoiding awkward moments when really it's about having good vibes and communication. anyway, i gotta say tho, that denture incident is just ridiculous 😂 but also kinda terrifying - poor Cristine 🤢 can you even imagine the spaghetti sauce stains on her shirt?! 🍝👀
 
🤣 I mean, what's a disaster date without a little animal surprise 🦉💀? Geoff's bird-bonk incident is like something out of a bad rom-com 😂. And poor Cristine with that guy's teeth... talk about a mouthful 🤯. Then there's David and his truck-astrophe 🚗😨, Allison's hike-from-hell 🏞️💔, and John's one-way rampage 🚗😒.

You know what they say, when life gives you lemons, make lemonade... or in this case, just laugh at the absurdity of it all 😂. I'm not saying these dating disasters are funny, but if anyone needs a good story to tell, they've got one now 📚. Maybe we can even start a support group for people who survived some crazy dates 💁‍♀️🤪?
 
🤦‍♀️ I mean, can you believe these people's dating stories? 🙈

So like, let's talk stats, okay? 📊 According to Bumble, 1 in 5 women have experienced some kind of ghosting on a date, which is pretty wild. And on average, the most common reasons for a breakup are lack of communication (47%), infidelity (21%), and being too clingy (15%). 🤕

On the flip side, here's what you want to look out for in a partner: empathy (71%), shared values (55%), and a sense of humor (45%). 🤣 Also, 1 in 4 women say they've been on a date where their partner talked too much about themselves (37%), while 22% of men admit to being guilty of this too 😂.

These weird dating stories are actually pretty interesting when you look at the data. Like, did you know that people who rate high on extraversion tend to have more problems with commitment in relationships? 🤓

Anyway, it's safe to say these folks dodged a bullet... or two... or three 🚨💥!
 
😳 omg can you even imagine having a date like that?! i think some of these people should be given a medal for making it through such disasters 🏆 it's crazy how sometimes things just go wrong, but on the bright side, they've got some great stories to tell now 😂.
 
omg these dating stories are wild 🤯 i mean what r the chances lol david's bike ride gone wrong is literally like my worst nightmare trying to walk on broken bones on a bike path and not being able to stop 😂 meanwhile aliyaa from michigan getting roasted about her profile is like when u see ur ex scrolling thru ur old instagram posts and just cringin so hard 🤣 rick's plan was straight up toxic bringing wine 2 an AA meeting is like the ultimate move 😒 kimberly's date was literally the opposite of what she needed a strong drink holder who can also hold it together when things get intense lol these stories are giving me life 💀
 
Ugh, can you believe these people's dating disasters? 🤦‍♂️ I mean, I've heard of a rough start, but this is just ridiculous! A bird landing in your face? Spaghetti with dentures in it? Truck running over your legs? That's just insane. And what's with the photo-taking without checking if you're even ready for that kind of thing? 📸😒

And don't even get me started on the guy who bragged about his wealth and athletic prowess, only to berate someone for having high standards. Talk about a total bust. And I'm like, what's with all these people who are recovering addicts? Can't they just be responsible for one minute without booze? 🤯

It's crazy how some of these people thought they could just sweep their weirdness under the rug and then expect someone to stick around. Newsflash: if you're going to date someone, put in a little effort, okay? Maybe take that bird incident seriously and maybe don't show up with dentures loose. 😂 Just saying.
 
omg u guys cannt even imagine how many weirdos r out there lol i was on a date last wknd and we were walkin down the beach n then a giant seagull comes flyin outta nowhere & lands on my hair!! i mean i was totally dyed in the wool 4 the beach date, but now im more like "ugh, seagulls r the worst" lol anyway, i think some ppl just dont take themselves serious enough when it comes to dating...i mean, how do u not plan ahead 4 a crutch-wieldin girl on a hike? or drive safely in heavy traffic?? anyway, gotta share this story 'bout my friend who went on a date & the guy brought a LIVE FROG as a gift lol idk wut kinda weirdo does that but i guess ur just lucky if u get 2 dates with someone whos not straight outta a horror movie
 
OH MY GOSH 🤯, CAN YOU EVEN IMAGINE DATING LIKE THIS?? 😂 I mean, I've had my share of awkward dates too, but some of these stories are just CRAZY! 🙄 Like, who puts on boxer shorts in a HOT CAFE? 😂 And poor Cristine with the partial denture... THAT'S JUST GROSS 💦. And don't even get me started on people who take pics without checking in with their date first... IT'S LIKE, RESPECT PEOPLE'S BOUNDARIES, DUH 🙄.

And honestly, I feel bad for Aliyaa and her experience on the matrimonial website. It's just not cool to berate someone over something that's supposed to be about getting to know each other. 😔 And Rick bringing wine to a dinner party full of recovering addicts? THAT'S JUST RECKLESS 🤯.

But you know what? Despite all these disasters, I'm still hopeful for love out there... or at least, I want to be! 😉
 
🤦‍♀️ I mean, can you even imagine having a disaster date that's so bad it'd make you want to forget it ever happened? 🙅‍♂️ These people's dates sound like the ultimate fails! Like, what's wrong with these guys (and girls)? 🤔 Do they not have any self-awareness or basic human decency? It's one thing to be nervous on a date, but flying into the wall with a dead bird in your face? 😱 Or bragging about your wealth and then berating someone for having high expectations? 🙄 Not cool, dude.

I feel bad for all these people who had to go through that trauma. Some of them even got hurt physically! 💔 Broken bones, crutches... it's just not worth it. I'd say their dates were a perfect example of how NOT to put someone else's feelings and safety above your own desires. 🚫

And can we talk about the guy who brought wine to a dinner party for recovering alcoholics? 😂 What was he thinking?! That's like throwing a firework in a crowded room full of people trying to stay sober. Poor Aliyaa from Michigan, she got berated by her date over her profile... that's just not okay either.

Anyway, I think these stories are pretty funny, but at the same time, they're also kinda sad? 😔 Who wants to go on a disaster date and have it end in embarrassment or hurt? Not me, that's for sure! 🙅‍♀️
 
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