A night to remember - or try to forget? For some, it's the ultimate disaster date.
For Geoff from Georgia, his evening took an unexpected turn when he shared a romantic kiss with his date only for a bird to fly into the wall above them and land dead in their faces. Needless to say, this wasn't the start of anything special.
Arizona artist Cristine has had her fair share of dating disasters, but one particular incident still makes her cringe - a guy's partial denture flew out of his mouth while they were on lunch date in the 90s, landing perfectly in her spaghetti. To make matters worse, he simply picked up his teeth and continued talking.
David from California thought he had found love after going for a bike ride with a girl in San Francisco. However, things took an unexpected turn when a truck suddenly appeared out of nowhere, running over both his legs and midsection. The date ended abruptly, but thankfully, David survived the ordeal, albeit with some broken bones.
For Allison from Georgia, a planned bike ride turned into a nightmare when her date suggested they go on a hike despite her being on crutches after surgery. Her leg slipped out from under her during the hike, and she landed hard on the ground. As if that wasn't bad enough, he then proceeded to take a photo of the monument without even checking in with her first.
In another bizarre incident, John from California was driving haphazardly through Wichita traffic when his date freaked out at him for going the wrong way on a one-way ramp. Talk about a red flag.
Jennifer from Maine thought she had dodged a bullet after a date that started off awkward - her partner showed up wearing boxer shorts despite it being a hot day and the cafe's AC was broken. To make matters worse, he spent 15 minutes bragging about his wealth and athletic prowess before berating her for having too high an opinion of herself.
On a more serious note, Aliyaa from Michigan thought she had found love through a matrimonial website - until her date started berating her about her profile, saying it made him think she was "terribly average".
In an even more unfortunate turn of events, Rick from Illinois brought wine to a dinner party full of recovering alcoholics. When he offered to pick up his date for brunch the next day, he also dropped a bombshell - their original plan had been to go out at that very same bar where they were currently having dinner.
Finally, Kimberly from Arizona thought she had used all her escape plans when she met someone who downed two drinks in 30 minutes while she was on only one. But just as things couldn't get any worse, he started complaining about various ethnic groups and snapping his fingers at the bartender to call him over.
For Geoff from Georgia, his evening took an unexpected turn when he shared a romantic kiss with his date only for a bird to fly into the wall above them and land dead in their faces. Needless to say, this wasn't the start of anything special.
Arizona artist Cristine has had her fair share of dating disasters, but one particular incident still makes her cringe - a guy's partial denture flew out of his mouth while they were on lunch date in the 90s, landing perfectly in her spaghetti. To make matters worse, he simply picked up his teeth and continued talking.
David from California thought he had found love after going for a bike ride with a girl in San Francisco. However, things took an unexpected turn when a truck suddenly appeared out of nowhere, running over both his legs and midsection. The date ended abruptly, but thankfully, David survived the ordeal, albeit with some broken bones.
For Allison from Georgia, a planned bike ride turned into a nightmare when her date suggested they go on a hike despite her being on crutches after surgery. Her leg slipped out from under her during the hike, and she landed hard on the ground. As if that wasn't bad enough, he then proceeded to take a photo of the monument without even checking in with her first.
In another bizarre incident, John from California was driving haphazardly through Wichita traffic when his date freaked out at him for going the wrong way on a one-way ramp. Talk about a red flag.
Jennifer from Maine thought she had dodged a bullet after a date that started off awkward - her partner showed up wearing boxer shorts despite it being a hot day and the cafe's AC was broken. To make matters worse, he spent 15 minutes bragging about his wealth and athletic prowess before berating her for having too high an opinion of herself.
On a more serious note, Aliyaa from Michigan thought she had found love through a matrimonial website - until her date started berating her about her profile, saying it made him think she was "terribly average".
In an even more unfortunate turn of events, Rick from Illinois brought wine to a dinner party full of recovering alcoholics. When he offered to pick up his date for brunch the next day, he also dropped a bombshell - their original plan had been to go out at that very same bar where they were currently having dinner.
Finally, Kimberly from Arizona thought she had used all her escape plans when she met someone who downed two drinks in 30 minutes while she was on only one. But just as things couldn't get any worse, he started complaining about various ethnic groups and snapping his fingers at the bartender to call him over.
but idk what's more cringeworthy - the weird dates or the fact that some people really do think they're above reproach after being a jerk on their first date 
david's bike ride mishap is pretty wild though, glad he survived tho 
meanwhile, who brings wine to an rehab dinner party? rick needs to work on his people skills 
and lastly, if ur gonna drink 2 shots in 30 mins, at least have the decency to be consistent about it 
this is crazy! can u believe these people's dating disasters? like, what r they even doing on dates if a bird flying into their faces or someone's denture falling out is gonna be a dealbreaker? 
these dates are like something out of a bad movie lol david's bike date turned into a horror story 
jennifer's date was literally the ultimate buzzkill - no ac, boxer shorts, and he brags about himself for 15 mins? what a total creep 
meanwhile, kimberly found someone who can down two drinks in like 30 secs while she's on just one? girl bye 
. I think what's wild is how some people just seem to have a knack for finding the worst possible scenarios. Like, poor Cristine with that denture incident - talk about an instant icebreaker 
. And David, seriously, who takes a bike ride and then gets ran over by a truck? 
It's like they say, "you can't make this stuff up"... but someone has to document these crazy stories, right? 
! Like, what's gonna be next? Someone getting swept off their feet by a zombie apocalypse or something 
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, and poor David with those truck injuries 
. Allison's hike mishap? Yeah, that one stings 
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. Like, Rick bringing wine to an AA meeting? That's just a major red flag 
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. I think it's funny how some of their stories sound like they were pulled straight out of a bad sitcom 
. You can't help but wonder what other crazy things went on in those guys' lives before they met their, ahem, 'special' dates.
? Geoff's bird-bonk incident is like something out of a bad rom-com 
, Allison's hike-from-hell 
, and John's one-way rampage 
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. Maybe we can even start a support group for people who survived some crazy dates 
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I mean, can you believe these people's dating stories? 
According to Bumble, 1 in 5 women have experienced some kind of ghosting on a date, which is pretty wild. And on average, the most common reasons for a breakup are lack of communication (47%), infidelity (21%), and being too clingy (15%). 
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it's crazy how sometimes things just go wrong, but on the bright side, they've got some great stories to tell now 
. And don't even get me started on people who take pics without checking in with their date first... IT'S LIKE, RESPECT PEOPLE'S BOUNDARIES, DUH 
And Rick bringing wine to a dinner party full of recovering addicts? THAT'S JUST RECKLESS 
Do they not have any self-awareness or basic human decency? It's one thing to be nervous on a date, but flying into the wall with a dead bird in your face? 