You're probably cringe, and it's time to face the music. If you're still wearing a cross-body bag or French-tucking your shirt, you might as well get comfortable in your seat because we're about to dissect your wardrobe.
Do you put full stops in text messages? Were you baffled by Labubus? These are just a couple of red flags that suggest your wardrobe is stuck in the 90s. If so, don't worry; it's not you β it's us. We're about to tell you that being old-fashioned is one thing, but cringe is something entirely different.
What does a cringe wardrobe look like? For starters, there's French-tucking your shirt, which used to be the epitome of sophistication but now makes you sound like a try-hard 90s kid. Cross-body bags are also a no-go; they were once a novel and youthful thing, but now they're just a relic of a bygone era.
And then there's the issue with fitted clothes. If you're generation X, you probably think that the smallest size that fits is the one you can squeeze into easily, while Gen Z wants clothes to hang off their bodies like a relaxed, laid-back look. It's a generational divide that we can't escape, and it's not all bad news.
Leather jackets are also a major trend this winter, but there's a catch: they need to be big and blowsy, not tight and fitted. If you're rocking a biker jacket, you might as well start a fight with the younger crowd.
Now, let's talk about ankles. Apparently, Gen Z is all about hiding those ankles like it's going out of style (pun intended). Trainer socks are no longer an option, and you'll want to wear sturdy socks that cover up your ankle bone. And if you're wearing trousers that pool on the top of your shoe, don't be surprised when people judge you for it.
I have to admit, I'm guilty of being cringe too. But I've made peace with it. Being old-fashioned is one thing; being out of touch and embarrassing yourself trying to keep up is another story altogether. If being called cringe is the price we pay for refusing to accept our age, then so be it. At least we'll be feeling alive, even if it's just in a somewhat uncomfortable way.
So, there you have it β a crash course on what not to wear (or rather, what not to wear anymore). Take this as a wake-up call, and maybe try to reinvent your wardrobe before the kids start laughing at you.
Do you put full stops in text messages? Were you baffled by Labubus? These are just a couple of red flags that suggest your wardrobe is stuck in the 90s. If so, don't worry; it's not you β it's us. We're about to tell you that being old-fashioned is one thing, but cringe is something entirely different.
What does a cringe wardrobe look like? For starters, there's French-tucking your shirt, which used to be the epitome of sophistication but now makes you sound like a try-hard 90s kid. Cross-body bags are also a no-go; they were once a novel and youthful thing, but now they're just a relic of a bygone era.
And then there's the issue with fitted clothes. If you're generation X, you probably think that the smallest size that fits is the one you can squeeze into easily, while Gen Z wants clothes to hang off their bodies like a relaxed, laid-back look. It's a generational divide that we can't escape, and it's not all bad news.
Leather jackets are also a major trend this winter, but there's a catch: they need to be big and blowsy, not tight and fitted. If you're rocking a biker jacket, you might as well start a fight with the younger crowd.
Now, let's talk about ankles. Apparently, Gen Z is all about hiding those ankles like it's going out of style (pun intended). Trainer socks are no longer an option, and you'll want to wear sturdy socks that cover up your ankle bone. And if you're wearing trousers that pool on the top of your shoe, don't be surprised when people judge you for it.
I have to admit, I'm guilty of being cringe too. But I've made peace with it. Being old-fashioned is one thing; being out of touch and embarrassing yourself trying to keep up is another story altogether. If being called cringe is the price we pay for refusing to accept our age, then so be it. At least we'll be feeling alive, even if it's just in a somewhat uncomfortable way.
So, there you have it β a crash course on what not to wear (or rather, what not to wear anymore). Take this as a wake-up call, and maybe try to reinvent your wardrobe before the kids start laughing at you.