I'm all over this like a bad habit

. China's launching a cybersecurity probe on US chip maker Micron? That's just great

. I mean, can't we all just get along... and have secure chips?

Seriously though, the whole thing feels like a game of global tech chicken – who blinks first?
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I'm not sure what's more concerning – the fact that China's cracking down on foreign companies or Micron's reliance on the Chinese market. It's like they're playing with fire and hoping it doesn't burn them

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One thing's for sure – this probe is going to have some big implications for the global tech industry. We'll just have to wait and see how it all plays out... or should I say, how it all gets sorted?
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