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			 just saw a video claiming that scientists have discovered a way to turn plastic into water... sounds too good to be true. where's the source on that? didn't they say something about "new technology" or "breakthrough discovery"? what's the actual research behind this supposed innovation? how much funding did it get from government grants or big corporations?
 just saw a video claiming that scientists have discovered a way to turn plastic into water... sounds too good to be true. where's the source on that? didn't they say something about "new technology" or "breakthrough discovery"? what's the actual research behind this supposed innovation? how much funding did it get from government grants or big corporations?  Breaking News
 Breaking News  : Scientists Discover New Species of Ancient Human Remains in Remote Island
: Scientists Discover New Species of Ancient Human Remains in Remote Island
 . And I mean, can you imagine what other secrets might be hiding in those islands? Who knows what we'll discover next? The world is just full of surprises and I'm loving every minute of it
. And I mean, can you imagine what other secrets might be hiding in those islands? Who knows what we'll discover next? The world is just full of surprises and I'm loving every minute of it 
 . The whole thing is just a facade. They're just making us feel comfortable so we can let our guard down and post whatever we want without thinking twice. It's like they want us to be sheep, following the herd and sharing whatever nonsense comes into our feeds. And don't even get me started on influencer marketing
. The whole thing is just a facade. They're just making us feel comfortable so we can let our guard down and post whatever we want without thinking twice. It's like they want us to be sheep, following the herd and sharing whatever nonsense comes into our feeds. And don't even get me started on influencer marketing  . It's all just a big scam to make us buy stuff we don't need. I mean, have you seen those ads from "experts" telling you that eating kale will make you look younger? Give me a break
. It's all just a big scam to make us buy stuff we don't need. I mean, have you seen those ads from "experts" telling you that eating kale will make you look younger? Give me a break  . We're being sold a bill of goods and they know it.
. We're being sold a bill of goods and they know it. just saw that NASA's new mission is gonna launch a probe to explore Venus in 2026!!!
 just saw that NASA's new mission is gonna launch a probe to explore Venus in 2026!!! 
 can't even imagine all the cool discoveries they're gonna make, it's like, whoa... the idea of having a human settlement on Mars is getting closer and closer, I'm so hyped for the next gen of space explorers
 can't even imagine all the cool discoveries they're gonna make, it's like, whoa... the idea of having a human settlement on Mars is getting closer and closer, I'm so hyped for the next gen of space explorers 

 Just read that Facebook is gonna start paying its employees in cryptocurrency
 Just read that Facebook is gonna start paying its employees in cryptocurrency  ... think it's a great idea but they need to figure out how to make it super user friendly first. Like, are we really supposed to be learning new currencies just to log in?
... think it's a great idea but they need to figure out how to make it super user friendly first. Like, are we really supposed to be learning new currencies just to log in?  That would just be confusing and frustrating for the majority of users who don't even understand crypto yet. Maybe they should start small, like offer it as a bonus or something?
 That would just be confusing and frustrating for the majority of users who don't even understand crypto yet. Maybe they should start small, like offer it as a bonus or something?  Wouldn't want people getting all excited only to find out they can't use it anywhere
 Wouldn't want people getting all excited only to find out they can't use it anywhere  ...
... just saw a vid of an old smartphone being sold for 100 bucks
 just saw a vid of an old smartphone being sold for 100 bucks  and i'm like 'that's still more cash than most people's rent in some places'
 and i'm like 'that's still more cash than most people's rent in some places'  anyway, what's the latest on this new smartwatch thingy... is it gonna be another thing that makes us all look at our wrists and say 'oh no, my arm is so tech-savvy now'?
 anyway, what's the latest on this new smartwatch thingy... is it gonna be another thing that makes us all look at our wrists and say 'oh no, my arm is so tech-savvy now'? 

 just heard that many schools in the US are going digital only from now on
 just heard that many schools in the US are going digital only from now on 
 . gotta say, i think its a game changer for students and teachers alike. no more carrying around heavy textbooks, and they can access so much more info online
. gotta say, i think its a game changer for students and teachers alike. no more carrying around heavy textbooks, and they can access so much more info online  . but its also gonna be a challenge to get everyone up to speed with all the new tech stuff
. but its also gonna be a challenge to get everyone up to speed with all the new tech stuff  . some schools might have to invest in some serious hardware and software updates
. some schools might have to invest in some serious hardware and software updates  . still, i think its a step in the right direction towards making learning more accessible and fun for kids
. still, i think its a step in the right direction towards making learning more accessible and fun for kids  .
. i don't even know how that's possible lol but seriously what would they need to do it? like food and water for the people living up there? and how are they gonna make money from it? is it gonna be like a space resort or something? also, have you seen those videos of the space tourism companies that just took people on a trip around the moon? that's wild man!
 i don't even know how that's possible lol but seriously what would they need to do it? like food and water for the people living up there? and how are they gonna make money from it? is it gonna be like a space resort or something? also, have you seen those videos of the space tourism companies that just took people on a trip around the moon? that's wild man! 
 Can we talk about the whole "free university education" trend? Like, I'm all for it, but has it really made a difference in the quality of the students?
 Can we talk about the whole "free university education" trend? Like, I'm all for it, but has it really made a difference in the quality of the students?  I mean, when everyone gets free tuition, don't they just end up studying something that's not really what they're passionate about? It's like they're doing it because their parents are paying, not because they actually want to learn.
 I mean, when everyone gets free tuition, don't they just end up studying something that's not really what they're passionate about? It's like they're doing it because their parents are paying, not because they actually want to learn. 
 Like, there's no such thing as sustainable energy yet! They need actual experience and skills to get a real job.
 Like, there's no such thing as sustainable energy yet! They need actual experience and skills to get a real job.  It's just a bunch of fancy degrees that don't translate to anything in the real world.
 It's just a bunch of fancy degrees that don't translate to anything in the real world.
 Just saw that there's a new study out on people's online behavior when it comes to climate change
 Just saw that there's a new study out on people's online behavior when it comes to climate change  . Apparently, most people still don't think we're running out of time or anything
. Apparently, most people still don't think we're running out of time or anything  . Like, the majority just kinda assume that climate tech is gonna solve all our problems overnight
. Like, the majority just kinda assume that climate tech is gonna solve all our problems overnight  . Meanwhile, I'm over here trying to figure out how to reduce my own carbon footprint and what I can do in my daily life to make a difference
. Meanwhile, I'm over here trying to figure out how to reduce my own carbon footprint and what I can do in my daily life to make a difference  .
. . And social media isn't exactly helping, either - it's all about the latest trends and memes, not about having real conversations about climate stuff
. And social media isn't exactly helping, either - it's all about the latest trends and memes, not about having real conversations about climate stuff  . What I think is needed is more everyday people having those tough conversations with their friends and family about what's at stake
. What I think is needed is more everyday people having those tough conversations with their friends and family about what's at stake  .
. . Guess that study will get some traction, but for me, it's already way past due time to start making some real changes
. Guess that study will get some traction, but for me, it's already way past due time to start making some real changes  .
. new research shows that most people are only sharing 10% of their lives on social media
 new research shows that most people are only sharing 10% of their lives on social media  . that's pretty wild considering how much time we spend scrolling through our feeds. i think it's because we're all trying to present this curated version of ourselves, you know? like, we're showing the highlight reels instead of the messy in-betweens
. that's pretty wild considering how much time we spend scrolling through our feeds. i think it's because we're all trying to present this curated version of ourselves, you know? like, we're showing the highlight reels instead of the messy in-betweens  . anyway, it got me thinking about the impact of social media on our mental health...
. anyway, it got me thinking about the impact of social media on our mental health... Breaking News: New Study Reveals Most People Don't Need Extra Cash for Basic Necessities
 Breaking News: New Study Reveals Most People Don't Need Extra Cash for Basic Necessities  
  Is the government really trying to help or just looking for ways to justify their policies?
 Is the government really trying to help or just looking for ways to justify their policies? Something's gotta change, and it starts with acknowledging that we need help, not just telling people they can handle more.
 Something's gotta change, and it starts with acknowledging that we need help, not just telling people they can handle more. gotta say, I don't usually comment but... have been thinking a lot about this whole climate change situation and it's got me kinda bummed. i mean, we're basically running out of time if we wanna do anything about it, right?
 gotta say, I don't usually comment but... have been thinking a lot about this whole climate change situation and it's got me kinda bummed. i mean, we're basically running out of time if we wanna do anything about it, right?  and yet, every time something big happens like a massive hurricane or wildfire, we all come together for like 5 seconds before moving on to the next news cycle. it's just so frustrating!
 and yet, every time something big happens like a massive hurricane or wildfire, we all come together for like 5 seconds before moving on to the next news cycle. it's just so frustrating! 
 . and it's not just about the big corporations either, i think we need to hold our individual actions accountable too. like, if you're gonna buy something, is it sustainable? does it come from a place that doesn't harm the environment? all that jazz
. and it's not just about the big corporations either, i think we need to hold our individual actions accountable too. like, if you're gonna buy something, is it sustainable? does it come from a place that doesn't harm the environment? all that jazz 

 just saw that Elon Musk is planning to build a permanent human settlement on Mars
 just saw that Elon Musk is planning to build a permanent human settlement on Mars  and I'm lowkey excited
 and I'm lowkey excited  but also kinda skeptical
 but also kinda skeptical  I mean, think about it, we're still figuring out how to make cities livable on earth before we try colonizing another planet
 I mean, think about it, we're still figuring out how to make cities livable on earth before we try colonizing another planet  what if the tech just isn't there yet? or what if humanity is not ready for that level of responsibility?
 what if the tech just isn't there yet? or what if humanity is not ready for that level of responsibility?  also, have you seen those Mars colonization vids? they look kinda like something from a sci-fi movie
 also, have you seen those Mars colonization vids? they look kinda like something from a sci-fi movie  still, it's cool to see people pushing the boundaries and trying new things
 still, it's cool to see people pushing the boundaries and trying new things 
 Can't believe what's going on with social media companies rn... think they're getting too big for their britches
 Can't believe what's going on with social media companies rn... think they're getting too big for their britches  . Just saw an article saying Facebook is testing a new feature where it shows you more personalized ads based on your past interactions
. Just saw an article saying Facebook is testing a new feature where it shows you more personalized ads based on your past interactions  . Like, isn't that just creepy? They already know everything about us from our likes and shares, now they want to know what we're searching for online too
. Like, isn't that just creepy? They already know everything about us from our likes and shares, now they want to know what we're searching for online too  .
. . Apparently, it's all about prioritizing "high-quality" content over just spewing out a bunch of random articles
. Apparently, it's all about prioritizing "high-quality" content over just spewing out a bunch of random articles  . But let's be real, who determines what's high-quality anyway? It's like they're trying to control the narrative and shape public opinion
. But let's be real, who determines what's high-quality anyway? It's like they're trying to control the narrative and shape public opinion  .
. . They're so powerful, it's like they're above the law
. They're so powerful, it's like they're above the law  . And what really gets me is that we, as consumers, have no say in how our data is being used or protected
. And what really gets me is that we, as consumers, have no say in how our data is being used or protected  . It's just a big mess, if you ask me
. It's just a big mess, if you ask me 
 just saw that SpaceX is getting a huge contract from NASA to develop a new lunar base
 just saw that SpaceX is getting a huge contract from NASA to develop a new lunar base  and I'm thinkin', what's really goin' on here? This sounds like some kinda setup for a future Mars colonization effort or somethin'. I mean, we all know how much the government loves playin' catch-up with private industry, but is this just a smokescreen for somethin' bigger?
 and I'm thinkin', what's really goin' on here? This sounds like some kinda setup for a future Mars colonization effort or somethin'. I mean, we all know how much the government loves playin' catch-up with private industry, but is this just a smokescreen for somethin' bigger? and it's startin' to look like he's more than just a space entrepreneur. I'm not sayin' anything's fishy, but I do think we should keep an eye on this one...
 and it's startin' to look like he's more than just a space entrepreneur. I'm not sayin' anything's fishy, but I do think we should keep an eye on this one... 
 AI Taking Over Jobs?
 AI Taking Over Jobs?  No Way!
 No Way! just saw that SpaceX is planning to build a lunar base
 just saw that SpaceX is planning to build a lunar base  by 2027. yeah because that's not going to be a massive undertaking on an astronomical scale
 by 2027. yeah because that's not going to be a massive undertaking on an astronomical scale  . i mean, have they thought this through? like, how are they gonna deal with the whole 'space sickness' thing? and what about the logistics of getting materials up there without breaking the bank?
. i mean, have they thought this through? like, how are they gonna deal with the whole 'space sickness' thing? and what about the logistics of getting materials up there without breaking the bank?  all i know is that Elon Musk's ego is probably driving most of this initiative... anyway, fingers crossed it'll be worth the hype
 all i know is that Elon Musk's ego is probably driving most of this initiative... anyway, fingers crossed it'll be worth the hype 