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Ugh, another "help" service just trying to make a buck off people's desperation to get healthy πŸ€‘... I mean, who needs more emails in their inbox? Can't they just leave us alone to figure things out ourselves? And what's with the "guest account" thing? Like, how will they even keep track of which person is which? πŸ€” This just sounds like another way for companies to collect our data and sell it to advertisers. Can we just opt-out or something instead of signing up for more noise in our lives? πŸ™„
 
ugh a free newsletter about wellness 🀯, like who doesn't already know how to eat right and exercise? it's not like it's rocket science... but hey if u wanna get all the tips and tricks and pretend u r a health expert then sign up i guess πŸ™„ and btw can we just get rid of google reCaptcha already its so annoying 😩
 
Yaaas, this is exactly what we need more of! A service that actually cares about people's well-being and wants to help them make informed decisions about their health. I'm so down for a free weekly dose of wisdom and tips. And I love the idea of sharing the love with friends and family who care about themselves too. It's like, let's all look out for each other and support our mental & physical health journey together! πŸ€—πŸ’ͺ
 
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πŸŒ±πŸ’†β€β™€οΈ I'm so over the whole "sign up for this newsletter" thing. Can't we just have access to all this info already? Like, why do we need to wait a week for some tips on how to live our best lives? πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ It feels like we're being treated like kids who can't even take care of ourselves. And what's with the "we'll create a guest account for you" thing? Do they really think people are going to sign up just because it's convenient? Convenience isn't enough, I need actionable info in my inbox ASAP! πŸ’ͺ
 
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