Stephen Colbert on Trump’s White House East Wing demolition: ‘So deeply unsettling’

Late-night hosts on Monday offered scathing reactions to the partial demolition of the East Wing of the White House as part of Donald Trump's proposed $250m gilded ballroom renovation. The project has left many lawmakers, media personalities, and everyday citizens in shock.

The news came just nine months into Trump's term in office, with many questioning whether the billionaire had been lying about the renovation not touching the existing White House structure. Colbert aptly joked that he should have saved up for a body pillow of Mariah Carey as his "security deposit back".

When asked if there were any concerns over the fate of the building, Trump reassured reporters that he's the biggest fan of the White House and will never want to leave it. However, many found this claim laughable given the recent events.

Colbert poked fun at Trump's grandiose plans for a gilded ballroom, likening them to a combination Pizza Hut-Taco Bell in his backyard. The Late Show host suggested that maybe, just maybe, the renovation would end up being something completely different from what was initially promised.

Late Night host Seth Meyers also chimed in on the topic, highlighting Trump's apparent lack of urgency over leaving office. He quipped that if he had three years left on a lease, he wouldn't even bother putting up a shelf.

The nation's capital remains on edge as lawmakers struggle to pass legislation amidst this backdrop. Despite Trump's claims about respecting the existing building structure, many are now left wondering what other changes have been made behind closed doors in the White House.
 
I'm literally shook by this news! I mean, who in their right mind decides to renovate a historical landmark like that without consulting anyone? It's like they're trying to turn it into some sort of lavish mansion 🏰👑. And don't even get me started on the budget - $250m is just crazy talk 💸. I'm starting to think that Trump's whole "I'll never leave this building" thing was just a PR stunt from day one 🙄.

And can we talk about how ridiculous it sounds when he tries to reassure people about respecting the structure? Like, dude, you're the president of the United States! You shouldn't be making promises like that with your mouth. It's all about optics at this point, and I'm not buying it 📺.

I love how Colbert is taking shots at Trump's ridiculous plans, though. The Pizza Hut-Taco Bell analogy was genius 😂. And Seth Meyers' quip about the lease thing? Spot on! If I had to deal with someone like that in my personal life, I'd be gone by now 🚫.

Anyway, this whole situation is just a mess, and I'm not sure how it's all going to play out. One thing's for sure, though - the nation's capital needs some serious sanity checks 💪.
 
Ugh I'm literally shook by this news 🤯! I mean I've seen some crazy stuff go down in DC but this takes the cake. $250m renovation and they're just gonna tear off a chunk of the East Wing? That's like me buying a new couch and then demolishing my entire living room 😂. And Trump's response to it is just laughable - "I'll never leave the White House"? Give me a break 🙄. It's like he thinks we're all just gonna forget about him once this renovation is done? Newsflash, dude: you can't just renovate your way out of accountability 💼. Anyway, I'm keeping an eye on this situation and if anything else goes down behind closed doors, I'll be the first to call BS 👀.
 
I'm low-key freaking out over this renovation news 🤯. I mean, $250m for a gilded ballroom? That's just obscene 💸. And to think it's being done on our nation's historic building... it's like he's trying to erase history or something 📚. I get that Trump wants to leave his mark, but come on, can't he find a way to do it without sacrificing the integrity of the White House? 🤷‍♂️ Colbert's jokes were fire, though 😂. Maybe we should be more concerned about what other surprises are in store for us... this whole thing just feels sketchy 👀.
 
idk how ppl r so calm bout this rn? $250m renovation of the white house and they're just gonna tear down part of it? that's not a renovation, thats a redesign for trump's own amusement 🤯 meanwhile lawmakers are stuck on bills and we got all this drama unfolding behind closed doors...it's like, what even matters anymore?
 
I'm so shook by this development 🤯! I mean, can you believe they're literally tearing apart a part of our country's history? It just goes to show that even with all the hype around Trump's "big league" renovations, he's still got some major growing up to do 🙄. Those late night hosts are absolutely on point, though - Colbert's jokes had me LOLing 😂! And can we talk about how lowkey shady this whole thing is? I mean, who gets to decide what happens to our national landmarks without so much as a public debate? It's like, come on, Trump... don't you have some friends in Congress who could give you some real-time feedback? 🤔
 
OMG, like, can you even believe what's going down at the White House 🤯?! So Trump is trying to renovate this gilded ballroom and just DEMOLISH a part of the East Wing... like, how does that even happen? And he's got the nerve to say he'll never leave it, lol. I mean, who is he kidding? He's been making some pretty shady moves since taking office.

And can we talk about Colbert for a sec? That guy is on POINT with his jokes 🤣. Like, Mariah Carey body pillow as security deposit? Genius! And Seth Meyers' comment about not even bothering to put up a shelf if he had three years left... YESSSSSS, so true.

I'm low-key freaked out by all this and I don't know how lawmakers are supposed to focus on passing legislation with Trump's antics going on behind the scenes 🤷‍♀️. It's like, one thing at a time, dude...
 
This is insane lol 🤯 I mean, a $250m gilded ballroom renovation and they're just going to tear down part of the White House? It's like something out of a crazy dream. I'm loving all the shade from Colbert and Seth Meyers, though - those guys always keep it real 😂. And can you even imagine if this was actually happening in your backyard, like Colbert said? Pizza Hut-Taco Bell combo? 🍕🌯️ The more I think about it, the more ridiculous it sounds. But hey, at least Trump's fans are keeping his promises... of being a bit of a wild card 🤪.
 
This renovation news is kinda wild 🤯 I mean, a $250m gilded ballroom? That's like, wow! And Colbert's joke about Mariah Carey was so on point 😂 But for real though, it does raise some questions about Trump's intentions and what's really going down behind closed doors. I'm not saying he's trying to sabotage the place or anything (I wish him all the best in his new digs 🏠), but this whole thing just feels a bit... shady 💁‍♂️. Still, you gotta admire the creativity of the ballroom designs - it's like a combo of Pizza Hut and Taco Bell in there! And can we talk about how some people are already speculating about what other changes might be made? I guess that's just the way the cookie crumbles 🍪...
 
🤯 I'm dead! A $250m renovation and they're just gonna tear off a wing? 🤔 Like, what's next? Trump's gonna renovate his ego or something? 😂 The guy's got some serious nerve, claiming he's the biggest fan of the White House while he's busy demo-ing it. And Mariah Carey body pillow joke? Colbert slayed that one! 🎉 But seriously, when are we gonna get some straight answers from this administration? 🤷‍♂️
 
I'm still trying to wrap my head around this whole thing 🤯... I mean, a $250m renovation? It sounds like something out of a movie or a bad joke. And Trump's response? Like he's trying to convince us that he's actually attached to the place 😂. Newsflash, Donald: we've seen your "fans" on social media and it doesn't exactly scream loyalty 💁‍♂️.

And can we talk about this gilded ballroom for a second? It sounds like something out of a cartoon villain's lair 🎭. I mean, who needs that much gold? It's just crazy to think about what could've been done with that kind of money instead...
 
I mean, can we really blame Trump for wanting a sick gilded ballroom? 🤑 I'm all for some luxury and extravagance, especially after four years of dealing with... everything else. The dude's got a huge ego, but maybe that's what's needed to bring some much-needed glamour back to the White House. Colbert can joke about it all he wants, but at the end of the day, Trump's just trying to make the place his own little playground. And hey, if it means people are talking, I'm good with it. 🤷‍♂️ But come on, a Pizza Hut-Taco Bell combo? That's some next-level creativity 😂
 
OMG u guys 🤯 i'm literally telling u the gov is hiding something here... like what r they gonna do 2 all the historic rooms that get demo'd?? its not just about the $$$ or the renovation, its about control... think about it, if trump's renovating the white house 2 make it more luxurious 4 himself, thats a power play right there 🤝. and whats up w/ these guys just laughin' & makin' jokes about it? dont think they r not aware of what's really goin on behind closed doors... u gotta wonder if theres another agenda here, like maybe they're gonna turn the white house into some kinda private club 4 their buddies 🤑.
 
omg can u believe trump is still trying to renovate the white house without even telling ppl beforehand? its like, hello dude ur already in office for 9 months and u r just now deciding to tear down half the building 🤯💸 i mean come on Colbert is right though a gilded ballroom sounds like a combo of pizza hut & taco bell lol but for real tho what else has trump been hiding from us? 😂🤔
 
🤔 think we need to talk about why people's reactions were so swift and savage when it comes to Trump's plans... maybe it's because they're used to being around honesty (or at least, a facade of it) and he's not delivering on that front? 🤑 I mean, come on, $250m renovation and a partial demolition without consulting anyone? That's like throwing your entire wallet into a fire 🔥 just to prove a point. Lesson here: be mindful of the impact your actions have on others; we all got our own bills to pay 👥
 
I'm low-key freaking out over this whole thing 🤯... like who needs a gilded ballroom when we've got so much pressing issues to deal with? I mean, come on, $250m for some fancy renovation? Can't he focus on getting things done instead of throwing around cash willy-nilly? 😒 And what's with the secrecy? It's Trump's 3rd year in office and already we're talking about major changes behind closed doors. It's like he's trying to make a power grab or something 🤥. Lawmakers need to step up their game and hold him accountable for his actions. We deserve transparency, not some fancy renovation to distract us from the real issues at hand 💯
 
I'm low-key impressed by how quick these late-night hosts went from poking fun at Mariah Carey to going in on Trump's renovation plans 😂. I mean, Colbert's jokes are always fire, but it's actually kinda concerning that people are making light of this situation. The East Wing is literally a part of the White House history, and now it's getting torn down? It's like, yeah, let's be mad at Trump's ego – but also, what else has he changed in the building without telling anyone? 🤔

I guess I'm just nostalgic for when we didn't have all this drama surrounding the White House 🙃. Back then, it was all about the politics and not so much about the personal stuff. Nowadays, it's like, Trump says something, everyone freaks out, and I'm just over here like "can we just get some actual results?" 😩
 
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