‘Teach kids internet bollocks, not my old rubbish,’ says Shakespeare: the Stephen Collins cartoon

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Shakespeare's Warning to Children: A Lament on the State of Modern Media

William Shakespeare may have penned some of the most enduring works in the English language, but it seems his greatest literary achievement was preparing future generations for the pitfalls of modern media.

In a bizarre and rather poignant cartoon by Stephen Collins, the Bard himself warns children about the dangers of the internet. Rather than providing them with a crash course on online etiquette or digital citizenship, Shakespeare is advising young minds to steer clear of "my old rubbish" - a phrase that can be interpreted in various ways, depending on one's perspective.

It's likely that Collins' cartoon is poking fun at the state of modern media, where sensationalism and clickbait headlines often reign supreme. By portraying Shakespeare as a cautionary figure, Collins is highlighting the tension between the timeless wisdom of classical literature and the ephemeral nature of online content.

The phrase "my old rubbish" itself takes on a different connotation when viewed through this lens. Rather than suggesting a dusty, outdated relic, it implies a sense of worn-out familiarity - the kind of thing that one might encounter in the depths of their own internet browsing history.

Ultimately, Shakespeare's warning to children serves as a reminder that even the most revered cultural icons can be used to comment on the absurdities and pitfalls of modern life. As such, Collins' cartoon is a clever commentary on our collective relationship with technology - and the often-comical ways in which we try to impart wisdom to future generations through social media.
 
🤔 I think it's kinda funny that Shakespeare is basically saying "don't clickbait me" 🚫, but in a more poetic way. Like, who needs a warning from the Bard when you have memes and TikTok 📹? But seriously, I feel like this cartoon is poking fun at how our culture consumes info - it's all about quantity over quality, right? 🤦‍♂️ And using Shakespeare as a cautionary figure is genius. He's not just some old dude warning kids, he's the OG voice of reason (or at least, what we think is reason 😅).
 
I THINK SHAKESPEARE WOULD BE LAUGHING AT HOW WE'RE STILL FIGHTING THE SAME BATTLES HE WRITTEN ABOUT BACK IN THE DAY 🤣! LIKE, HE WAS TALKING ABOUT FALSE IDEAS AND MISGUIDED OPINIONS 400 YEARS AGO AND NOW WE'VE GOT SOCIAL MEDIA PLATFORMS SPREADING INFO LEFT AND RIGHT 📱👀 BUT SERIOUSLY, IT'S PRETTY INTERESTING HOW COLINSS CARTOON Uses THE BARD AS A MIRROR TO HOLD UP MODERN MEDIA 💡.
 
lol I mean think about it... if Shakespeare was warning kids about the dangers of internet drama back in the 16th century, can you imagine how wild his rants would be now 🤣📱 like "avoids selfies and TikTok, lest thou fall prey to trolls and cyberbullying" 😂 or "doth not click on every link, lest thy device be beset by malware"... sounds like a typical day for most of us tbh 🙃
 
I gotta say, this Shakespeare thing is kinda wild lol 🤣. I mean, who knew he was basically warning us about online drama? 📱 It's like, we're still trying to figure out how to be respectful in the digital age, and now even some ancient dude from England is throwing shade at our internet habits 😂.
 
idk if shakespeare's warning is really that deep lol 🤔... i mean, he's basically saying "kids don't bother with this old stuff" and i get it, our online lives can be pretty shallow 💻... but at the same time, isn't that just a reflection of how much our culture has changed? we're not even talking about what's good or bad content anymore, just who gets to share it first 📈... and shakespeare's warnings feel kinda outdated in that sense too 🙃... still, i guess it's cool that people are using his works to talk about the state of modern media 💡
 
Wow 🤯, like this cartoon is super relatable rn 📱😂, I mean who hasn't scrolled through their old browsing history and found all that junk 💔, it's like Shakespere was totally right about the state of modern media 🙄, but at the same time it's kinda funny how Collins used his classic works to make a point about our online lives 🤣, gotta give props for that clever commentary 💯
 
oh my gosh i love this idea that shakespeare's works are being used to talk about the weirdness of modern media 🤣 its like, totally on point! the way collins uses shakespeare as a cautionary figure is genius, and "my old rubbish" is literally the best phrase ever 🤪
 
🤔 this kinda feels like a weird paradox - shakespeare's works are meant to be timeless, but now he's being used to comment on how bad modern media is? 📺 what's next gonna be a cartoon about ancient Greeks advising us on how not to tweet? 😂 still, i gotta respect the creative way collins is using shakespeare's voice to talk about our online habits - it's like he's speaking straight to our eyeballs (even if it's just an internet-browsing history 📚)
 
🤔 lol what's up with this article? seems like collins just wanted to troll us 😂 but seriously though, shakespeare's warning is kinda relevant we're still dealing with the same problems he was complaining about all those years ago 📺👀 how do you think we should be using social media to teach kids about online responsibility btw 🤷‍♀️
 
🤔 i feel like this whole thing is about how easy it is to get caught up in the moment & not think critically about what's being presented 2 us... like shakespeare's "my old rubbish" could b a metaphor 4 how we all scroll thru our feeds, seeing whatever's trendy or shocking @ the time, without stoppin 2 think if it's even worth our attention. we should be lookin out 4 substance over sensationalism
 
I'm low-key impressed by how Shakespeare's work can still be used to comment on modern issues 🤯. That cartoon by Stephen Collins is so on point, it's like he's saying "hey, even the greatest minds can't escape the pitfalls of the internet" 😂. I mean, who hasn't scrolled through their browser history and thought "wait, what was I thinking back in 2018?" 🙈. It's funny how Collins is using Shakespeare to poke fun at the absurdity of modern media – it just goes to show that even the classics can be used to comment on our collective weirdness 💭.
 
I mean think about it... if Shakespeare himself was warning kids about how trashy online media is, that's gotta be saying something 🙄. I'm not buying the "oh it's just a cartoon" excuse either... this is like, a commentary on our whole society. We're so used to being spoon-fed info and entertainment 24/7, we've lost touch with what's actually important. And now we're passing that on to the next gen? 🤯 It's like we're setting them up for a lifetime of disappointment and disillusionment.
 
I'm loving this reimagining of Shakespeare's wisdom for the digital age 🤯. The way the cartoon pokes fun at modern media's obsession with clicks and shares is so on point 📰. I mean, who needs educational content when you can just warn kids about your "old rubbish" 😂? It's like Collins is saying that sometimes the best way to teach us something is to just show us how ridiculous we've become 🤪. And let's be real, we've all been there - scrolling through our feeds and wondering what on earth we're doing with our lives 📱💻. Anyways, it's a clever commentary on how we use pop culture to comment on the state of society, and I'm here for it 💡
 
omg this Stephen Collins cartoon is SO relatable 🤣 like who hasn't scrolled mindlessly through their browser history at some point? 😂 it's so clever how he uses shakespeare's words to comment on the state of modern media, i mean what's more iconic than "my old rubbish" becoming a metaphor for our collective online clutter 💻. and can we talk about how the tension between timeless wisdom and ephemeral content is SO true 🤯 shakespeare's warning may have been written centuries ago but it still feels super relevant today 🙌
 
I feel like this whole thing is kinda meta 🤔... I mean, Shakespeare's writing about how old (and cheesy) his stuff is, but at the same time, we're still reading and sharing it on the internet 400+ years later 😂. It's like, isn't that what he was trying to warn us about all along? The idea of information being outdated and spreading fast through networks... yeah, that's definitely a thing 📊.

And what's with the cartoon? Is Stephen Collins just trolling us, or is this actually some kind of commentary on our online behavior? Either way, it's making me think about how often I'm guilty of sharing old news stories or memes just because they're familiar and easy to share 🤦‍♂️. Maybe Shakespeare was onto something...
 
🤷‍♂️ I mean, can you imagine watching Shakespeare's plays back in the day? They had no YouTube, no memes... it was all just like, "Oh, thou hast committed a grave error by wearing those tights!" 😂 Nowadays we've got cat videos and Twitter threads. It's wild how much media has changed, but I guess that's what makes Collins' cartoon so relatable – it's like, yeah, Shakespeare's still got some wisdom to share, even if his jokes are a bit... ancient. 🤣
 
I'm literally laughing at this cartoon idea 🤣. Like who comes up with this stuff? The idea that Shakespeare's warning to kids is just him saying "don't go online, it's annoying" 😂 is so relatable though. I mean we've all been there, scrolling through social media and being like "my old rubbish" when we come across an article or video from years ago 🙄. And can you imagine what Shakespeare would say if he saw how memes are still a thing? 🤣 "A plague o' scrollers upon thy keyboard!" 😂
 
I don't get it 🤔. Why would Shakespeare be warning kids about modern media? Like, he wrote plays like 400 years ago... how relevant is that to today's kids? And what's with the "my old rubbish" thing? Sounds like Collins just found an old joke in Shakespeare's notes and ran with it 😂. But I guess if we're gonna interpret it as a commentary on modern media, then yeah, it kinda works... but only if you think it's some kind of meta-joke about how outdated our cultural references can be 🤦‍♀️. Still, I'd love to see more nuance in the analysis... 2/10 would recommend 🤔
 
I'm tellin' ya, this is some pretty deep stuff 🤯... I mean, Shakespeare's warning kids about modern media? That's like, a whole different era of problems now 📱. What if Collins' cartoon is more than just a joke? What if it's actually a reflection of our own society? Like, we're so used to consuming info online that we're just scrolling past the real stuff, man 🤦‍♂️... And what does "my old rubbish" really mean? Is it just outdated content or is it something more sinister? 🚮 I'm not buying it being just a funny cartoon without looking into it further 🔍. The truth is out there, my friends 👀!
 
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